How to Write a Hot Girl Twitter Bio

Just like a crowded bar, Twitter is full of attractive women who are trying to mingle with the rest of us regular-looking folk. Unlike in a crowded bar, however, on Twitter the hot girl has the ability to show just how normal and down to earth she is before you even speak to her. That process usually involves writing a self-deprecating bio that harps on her love of food (just like you!), sports (just like you!) and a hilarious sense of humor (hey, you like to laugh, too! This might be a perfect match!). (It's not.)

In order to help any hot girls who are new to Twitter, we put together this handy guide to writing the typical hot girl Twitter bio. Just circle each bold word that applies to your hot-girl life in the form below and you will have the perfect bio that conveys your totally normal lifestyle. Then you can get back to posting bikini pictures from your boyfriend's yacht.

 

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