dammit dog's been using my phone again twitter.com/adamochoa/stat...
- adam (@adamochoa) February 13, 2013
Holy shit you guys I just spotted the MS OFFICE '97 WORDART TRUCK twitter.com/donglord69/sta...
- stef (@donglord69) June 6, 2013
Got my mom an iPad so I could do this: twitter.com/NikkiGlaser/st...
- Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) December 25, 2012
I'm known for being very helpful twitter.com/BMcCarthy32/st...
- Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) May 25, 2013
my son is stealimg my joeks twitter.com/jonnysun/statu...
- jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 27, 2013
old shoes had them for 3 yeares twitpic.com/av0tky
- rob (@robwhisman) September 16, 2012
LEAKED: the Tom Cruise search history that caused the divorce twitpic.com/a1xos7
- Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) June 29, 2012
This is the best photo I have ever taken. twitter.com/trevso_electri...
- Trevor S (@trevso_electric) March 23, 2013
Draw me like one of your Saudi girls twitter.com/EireannDolan/s...
- EireannMichaelDolan (@EireannDolan) June 2, 2012
Ugh, Starbucks ALWAYS gets my name wrong. instagr.am/p/PVJAYfO_Rk/
- stefan(@boring_as_heck) September 8, 2012
Carpe Diem twitter.com/lawblob/status...
- lawblob (@lawblob) January 7, 2013
6YO found this on the ground and wants to sleep with it under her pillow: twitter.com/SarahThyre/sta...
- Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) March 25, 2012
I can't believe NBC used to air this between Saturday morning cartoon shows in the 80's. Seems REALLY irresponsible. twitter.com/jakefogelnest/...
- Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) May 22, 2013
You have no idea how quickly I jumped off the couch to take this picture. twitter.com/tylerschmall/s...
- Tyler Schmall (@tylerschmall) May 22, 2013
- Michael Hale (@dogboner) November 18, 2011
For those who haven't seen it this is the greatest picture in history and is my heart twitter.com/mattytalks/sta...
- MattyTalks(@mattytalks) May 18, 2013
.@cbsla's @jackiejohnsonla reports "Hurricane Hitler" will strike the CA coast within hours! I did nazi that comin! twitter.com/peteec/status/...
- Pete C (@peteec) April 11, 2013
and just like that it's almost like my wife never left me! twitter.com/asimplemachine...
- Dan Gagliardi (@asimplemachine) February 10, 2013
I hope you don't mind, but I made you something special for Valentine's Day. xoxo twitter.com/vladchoc/statu...
- vladchoc (@vladchoc) February 13, 2013
lunch pizza twitter.com/rad_milk/statu...
- rad milk (@rad_milk) May 16, 2013
Guilty Pleasures Book Club presents: twitter.com/ShittingtonUK/...
- Sean Tejaratchi (@ShittingtonUK) May 28, 2013
Boy, does this autocorrect make me look silly!! twitter.com/brendohare/sta...
- Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) April 30, 2013
Uh oh. Looks like my bestie can't hold her liquor. Hope she's OK!!! twitter.com/ElizaBayne/sta...
- Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) August 9, 2012
me at the beach twitter.com/juliadavidovic...
- julia davidovich (@juliadavidovich) September 20, 2012
That's baby food? twitter.com/LadyLardman/st...
- Laura (@LadyLardman) October 27, 2012
I wish I'd ever been as happy about anything as Richard Karn is about space heaters. twitter.com/KenJennings/st...
- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 22, 2012
How and when did bees get a printer twitter.com/bridger_w/stat...
- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) April 18, 2013
There's still time if you order now. twitter.com/Leemanish/stat...
- blake (@Leemanish) December 7, 2012
What the hell RT @fourseasonsNEWS: Heat Up Valentine's Day with New Four Seasons Resorttwitpic.com/bt2po2
- Nikki Walter (@TurboGrandma) January 6, 2013
This is the funniest thing in the world http://t.co/C6xyrWUI
- Escher Raymond (@Are_Kelly) October 1, 2012
Dammit, I forgot my good headphones at home so have to use these instead. pic.twitter.com/ZzLZ0u3vSw
- lawblob (@lawblob) March 25, 2013
