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Having access to Google search data is a terrifying peek into the human mind. It essentially proves that no matter what we are on the outside, we are all degenerate scumbags on the inside.
To celebrate this, we grabbed some of our favorite weird Google keyword searches that brought a visit to Mandatory.com. Some of these I know what they were looking for (for example, this one was looking for this image.)
But, some of them, I have no idea - I swear. Enjoy.
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Really, guys?
Click here for some non-armpit-related images of Michelle Rodriguez.
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3 of 39You don't just want some of the cat poop.
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4 of 39Luckily, word order doesn't really matter on Google.
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5 of 39That's more of a death bed confession than a Google search.
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6 of 39Not even close.
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7 of 39I bet Slash performed this search.
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8 of 39Spellcheck, fellas.
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9 of 39I hope this solved a bar bet.
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10 of 39Pretty standard Google search.
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11 of 39This is how I start out every diary entry.
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12 of 39This was looking for a large gummy worm that was never once referred to as "dildo size."
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13 of 39There should be more searches for this. For more, read my treatise on why draft beer sucks.
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14 of 39And here I am starting my day with some oatmeal.
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15 of 39Someone's getting straight to the point.
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16 of 39I may or may not be responsible for this one.
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17 of 39That's a pretty specific fap.
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This must be a sequel to "League of Their Own."
Click here for more 'pitchers' of Emma Roberts.
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19 of 39If you're looking for Gay Lemons, she can be found here.
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20 of 39They're everywhere.
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21 of 39Adriana Lima is still not dating you.
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22 of 39Uhh, how did that bring you here?
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23 of 39Who doesn't?
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24 of 39How the hell do you spell "Aishwarya Rai" perfectly but totally destroy "vagina"?
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25 of 39You people make me sick.
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26 of 39You have to be 6 years old. Have to be.
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27 of 39Is he a new Marvel super hero?
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28 of 39Like ... I don't ... uhhh ...
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29 of 39That's all I am, guys. I'm tired of pretending.
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30 of 39I'm guessing this one went to our hottest women of "Game of Thrones" gallery.
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31 of 39I can 100% guarantee we have zero Ice Cube dick pics at Mandatory. I'm sorry for your fruitless Google search.
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32 of 39Let's be honest, this is what we're all looking for (just maybe not worded like Balki Bartokomous.)
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33 of 39We may want to reconsider the name of our site.
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34 of 39Is everyone on the Internet 5 years old?
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35 of 39It's fun to say this one out loud in meetings.
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36 of 39I wish I got into the kinds of arguments that made me run to Google to search stuff like this.
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37 of 39Seems like there's a lot of redundant terms in that search.
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38 of 39To each his own?
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39 of 39Next: The Funniest PhotosNo one knows the answer to this question.
