If this guy can compete in a body-building contest, can't we all? Take note of this man's confidence. Look at the other contestants, then look at him. He has no business keeping that game face going during this ridiculous routine. Yet there he is, prancing around in a Speedo and flexing his considerable muffin tops. He's a true hero. (And he looks like he might've had three foot-long heroes before this event started.)
