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1 of 20I'll start at the next commercial break, you tell yourself. No, you won't. It'll probably be three commercials later, or three hours, maybe a day after that; maybe you never get your sorry ass off the couch and do that thing you swore you'd do before you spun that elaborate web of knowing self-deception that resulted in seven hours of video games with your pal. It's all good, though. We all do it, some more creatively than others. Here are the 20 most prominent procrastinator lies.
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2 of 20It's not procrastinating if I'm being productive!
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3 of 20I'll never do a good job unless I get a bit of sleep.
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4 of 20I can't start until I finalize my to-do list.
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5 of 20I'll go to bed in 10 minutes.
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6 of 20One more episode.
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7 of 20Future-me won't mind handling it.
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8 of 20I'll go to the gym in the morning.
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9 of 20The gym is probably packed right now.
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10 of 20I work better under pressure, anyways.
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11 of 20It's not procrastinating - this is a healthy mental break.
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12 of 20Five more minutes. Or nine more minutes. Whatever.
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13 of 20Sure, I'll have just one more. It's not procrastinating if I'm not buying!
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14 of 20I'll say something if she doesn't hang up in the next minute.
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15 of 20I'll do it later. It won't take that long, anyway.
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16 of 20It's already past midnight. I'll just start when it's 1:00.
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17 of 20Eh, it's too late to call at this point.
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18 of 20It's about time I called my grandma.
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19 of 20My boss probably doesn't even remember when it's due.
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20 of 20Next: The Funniest Photos You Will See TodayWell it's already late - what's a little longer?
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