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Nothing brings a smile to faces quite like a big, plushy mascot costume. Whether it's at the big game or a major kids event, those giant furballs bring joy to everyone who sees them. But there's a dark side to the mascot, one we've uncovered here in this hard-hitting expose. Keep these disturbing pictures in mind the next time you are prompted to scream or smile by one of these fuzzy "friends."
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Wearing a chicken suit to work every day can take a toll.
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Duck-duck-goose isn't as fun with a cranky duck.
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Apparently the Gonzaga Bulldog loves an audience.
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This poor dad just realized he is going to have to pay for a lifetime of therapy.
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Nothing's worse than a Phrench Kiss.
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Judging by that look on his face, this is exactly what it looks like.
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Sometimes helping with a stretch can lead to a more intimate relationship.
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If you're fighting to make interspecies relationships more mainstream, it's probably best to raise awareness in front of a large crowd.
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The branches. They went everywhere.
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Listen, man, we've all got a doll, but you don't bring it to work with you.
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What's doggystyle called when there's a beaver involved?
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"Who wants to try a little tiger meat?"
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His creepy grin only makes this worse.
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We all know that Barney loves you and you love Barney, but this looks like that relationship has gone a little too far.
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"I'm gonna get ducked up tonight!"
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The Orioles are battling for a playoff spot. Why wouldn't he celebrate with a couple brews?
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Like we said, first place. It's been a while for the O's.
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A cooler full of beer can bring even the fiercest of rivals together.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Apparently, the King thinks he can always have it his way.
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We're not positive, but we're pretty sure there's a handball going on somewhere in there.
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Of all the mascots who need to add pants to their outfits, this fella is at the top of the list.