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by Greg Marinaccio
Plastic surgery has blown through the entertainment landscape and left a wake of disfigured destruction in its wake. Gone in Hollywood is natural beauty, replaced by enhanced lips, breasts, buttocks and anything else you can inject with collagen. We rounded up some of the most notable and terrifying transformations in the celebrity world. Let this serve as a warning to all of you out there thinking about going under the knife. It ain't always prettier on the other side.
Let's start with Jocelyn Wildenstein and her trademark sourpuss face.
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Like many Ukrainian girls, Valeria Lukyanova has a thing for Barbies.
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Jackie Stallone looks like she's been in more boxing matches than her son's trademark character.
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Former British rocker Pete Burns continues to beg the question: Dead or Alive?
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An unnamed Kuwaiti woman gets the swollen treatment after seeking lip service on the unregulated Arab black market.
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Carrot Top. Like the comedian himself, this is really not funny.
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Tara Reid. I don't know. Something went wrong here.
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Lizard Man Erik Sprague has the full support of his parents, and thankfully can't have any kids of his own.
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Donatella Versace looking fashion weak ahead of this year's Fashion Week festivities.
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Wayne Newton looks ridiculous.
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Hungarian Maria Geronazzo channels the cheetah with this sultry look.
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South Korean Hang Mioku before and after injecting cooking oil into her face in 2008. Sadly, we're not sure which is which.
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M.J. will always be beautiful to me.
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I'm serious, Latoya.
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Like the Lizard Man, Dennis Avner (aka the Cat Man) can't have kids. At least, we hope not.
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Amanda Lepore may be there when you die.
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Carmen Campuzano is great, but she's always turning her nose up at me.
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Janice Dickinson is still kind of hot. Right?
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Jenny Lee looking particularly clownish (and top-heavy) behind some rocks.
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Lil' Kim looking real good in some kind of red-velvet, ruffled, sequined getup.
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David Gest. My mother always said you could tell an insane person by what they did with their eyebrows.
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This unfortunate young lady either had work or got worked. But she certainly ain't doing work.
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My feeling is that if a little plastic surgery is going to make you feel more confident, then really, that's all that matters.
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Double trouble on the Seine with French lookers Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.
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Tigress Irma Serrano just can't take it anymore.
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Colored contacts work if, and only if, the whole ensemble works. As in this case.
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Unknown woman on the verge of a collagen meltdown.
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Joan Van Ark of "Knot's Landing" fame, looking rabies-chic.
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