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Imgur1 of 27Chances are you've seen these people zooming around the Sbarro at the mall, but have you ever seen them ordering a McDouble at the drive through? Some people say obesity is a disease, others call it a lifestyle.
"My sweats are getting a little snug..."
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Imgur2 of 27"Hey! I need one of you damn kids to take me out for my errands today! Hey! Answer me damnit!"
"Sir, your children put you in this assisted living facility...they aren't here."
"Ah the hell with 'em! I'll do it myself! ...damn foreigners..."
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Imgur3 of 27"Alright, we race to panties, turn right, and finish up in tires."
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Imgur4 of 27"What are you looking at you rascals?! What?! What is so funny about me saying ras...oh damnit..."
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Imgur5 of 27"No DIET coke...close one."
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Clik here to view.Imgur6 of 27"Who says I have to walk down here? Now where the hell is the Cinnabon?"
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Clik here to view.Imgur7 of 27"I won't stop for kids, they have to learn."
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Clik here to view.Imgur8 of 27"I didn't pay for shit!"
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Clik here to view.Imgur9 of 27"So you think we have a case? All I ate was meatball subs from Subway for three years and I didn't lose a single pound!"
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Clik here to view.Imgur10 of 27"Sir, chew with your mouth closed, you're embarassing yourself."
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Clik here to view.Imgur11 of 27"I told you this wasn't practical! But nooooooooooo! You and your male ego..."
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Clik here to view.Imgur12 of 27"I have to go to the bathroom, I'll meet up with you all in 6 hours."
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Clik here to view.Imgur13 of 27I'm sure she's exhausted from all of her hard work.
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Clik here to view.Imgur14 of 27"I thought I'd go to the park for a little exercise."
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Clik here to view.Imgur15 of 27"No I don't want spare change. BACON! Read the sign."
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Clik here to view.Imgur16 of 27"Well what's it going to be green pants? You gonna help me or just stand there dressed like a gay superhero?"
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Clik here to view.Imgur17 of 27"No, the basket actually hurts worse."
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Clik here to view.Imgur18 of 27"They told me I couldn't come in without a shirt. I showed them!"
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Clik here to view.Imgur19 of 27"Ummmm hello? I know good and well I'm heavy enough to make the bell ring!"
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Clik here to view.Imgur20 of 27"Well alright, you can take it, as long as you make it all instagramy."
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Clik here to view.Imgur21 of 27"I said get me a 'snap back'! That's what the kids are wearing nowadays. I'm gonna look super old now!"
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Clik here to view.Imgur22 of 27Have it your way, and her way is BOLD.
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Clik here to view.Imgur23 of 27"Ugh...they forgot my spicy mustard? Now I have to go back in that line...some people need to get their act together."
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Clik here to view.Imgur24 of 27"Get back here bitch!"
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Clik here to view.Imgur25 of 27So ninjas do retire to Florida.
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Clik here to view.Imgur26 of 27"You guys are open that late?! Hot diggity. I'm coming back later!"
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