Ahhh, drunk women. They really are the best, aren't they? We saw a couple "Drunk Woman"-themed news headline screengrabs on Tumblr and decided to dig a little deeper and find a few more for you because they are just so damn good. Every single one of them tells a story I would like to know more about. But since this is all we have, let's enjoy this collection of hilarious Drunk Woman news headlines.
![drunk woman smoking cigarette backwards, funny]()
![drunk woman bites car]()
![drunk woman breast milk]()
![drunk woman cheeseburger shoe]()
![drunk woman crapping creperie]()
![drunk woman poo on car defecate cop]()
![drunk woman shocked electric fence zoo elephant]()
![fox news drunk woman swearing]()
![drunk woman rescue tree house snowstorm]()
![drunk woman hold up mcdonald's demanding free breakfast]()
![drunk woman steals ambulance pretty good time]()
![drunk woman impale arms on railing]()
![drunk woman steals ferry jack sparrow]()
![drunk woman makes herself at home]()
![funny drunk woman pants off power wheels truck]()
![drunk woman claim republican]()
![drunk woman stuck treehouse]()
