The Funniest Photos You Will See Today 10-10-12

How's your day? Mine's fantastic.

It's always important to visualize your goals.

Looking good, Nic Cage. Looking reeeeaaal goooood.

What's worse: having a five-foot long piece of toilet paper hanging out of your ass in public, or being the person who takes a photo of a person walking around with a five-foot piece of toilet paper hanging out of their ass?

Introspective Pug is my new favorite meme.

This decision-making tree also works for humans.

Today in dog shaming: My farts will make your eyes water.

Meanwhile, in Turkey...apparently if your new bride has bad teeth, it is customary to sit on her, and then take a photo.

It looks like Liam Neeson may have found a worthy adversary for Taken 3.

It ain't no party like a police-need-to-hold-up-my-head-for-the-mug-shot-'cause-I'm-so-wasted-my-neck-no-longer-works party.

When life imitates art.

So, do you sell toilets or what?

It's always good to have some back-up cheese, for  when you polish off your giant brick of cheese.

I know exactly how you feel, dog.

I'd like to see this kid try to walk through a doorway. Or get a job.

From NASA to Honey Boo Boo. We're better than this, America.

Helpful Hint: Given the recent events in the news surrounding the Catholic church, whoever's designing your priesthood advertisement might not want to make it look like you have to blow a priest to get the job.

When you're a bird, it's the little things in life.