At least we now know the answer to the question, "What the hell am I supposed to do when I'm in New Mexico?"
A Santa Monica company has created a smartphone app that uses "the phone's accelerometer and speakers to collect data about the duration, thrusts, and decibel peak of a sexual encounter."
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Sure, but when I do that with my video camera, I'm called a pervert.
Using the data from more than 10,000 app users, Ardenturous Labs concluded that New Mexico residents bump uglies longer than people from any other state, lasting on average of seven minutes and one second each time they plow. West Virginians came in second with an average of five minutes and thirty-eight seconds per hump sesh.
The state with the shortest average poke time was Alaska, whose residents last only an average of one minute and twenty-one seconds, probably because it's so rare to run into another human being there much less get it on with one.
In a related story, the ugliest people in the United States might be from New Mexico and West Virginia.
(via UPI)
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A Santa Monica company has created a smartphone app that uses "the phone's accelerometer and speakers to collect data about the duration, thrusts, and decibel peak of a sexual encounter."
Sure, but when I do that with my video camera, I'm called a pervert.
Using the data from more than 10,000 app users, Ardenturous Labs concluded that New Mexico residents bump uglies longer than people from any other state, lasting on average of seven minutes and one second each time they plow. West Virginians came in second with an average of five minutes and thirty-eight seconds per hump sesh.
The state with the shortest average poke time was Alaska, whose residents last only an average of one minute and twenty-one seconds, probably because it's so rare to run into another human being there much less get it on with one.
In a related story, the ugliest people in the United States might be from New Mexico and West Virginia.
(via UPI)
More interesting sex news: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With
