I loved American history just as much as the next guy, but this is just ridiculous.
A 72-year-old substitute teacher at Westhill High School in Connecticut who looks a lot like Senator Joe Lieberman's much less successful twin brother was arrested Wednesday for tossing one off in a stairwell while checking out students in a courtyard.
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According to the New York Daily News, a teaching assistant found Michael Luecke lying on the ground in a stairwell at 7:33 a.m. and initially thought he was injured. But as she moved closer, she noticed his pants were unzipped, his unit was in an "aroused state," and his hand was all over it.
After yelling at him first (naturally), the T.A. left to get help from school officials. Meanwhile, Luecke hightailed it back to the classroom where he was supposed to be teaching, presumably offering each student a thousand bucks if they would vouch for him.
Luecke wasn't listed on any sexual registries and had no prior criminal record, but he is now charged with public indecency, breach of the peace and risk of injury to a minor.
No word as to whether or not he was wearing that vest while he was 'bating.
(via New York Daily News)
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A 72-year-old substitute teacher at Westhill High School in Connecticut who looks a lot like Senator Joe Lieberman's much less successful twin brother was arrested Wednesday for tossing one off in a stairwell while checking out students in a courtyard.
According to the New York Daily News, a teaching assistant found Michael Luecke lying on the ground in a stairwell at 7:33 a.m. and initially thought he was injured. But as she moved closer, she noticed his pants were unzipped, his unit was in an "aroused state," and his hand was all over it.
After yelling at him first (naturally), the T.A. left to get help from school officials. Meanwhile, Luecke hightailed it back to the classroom where he was supposed to be teaching, presumably offering each student a thousand bucks if they would vouch for him.
Luecke wasn't listed on any sexual registries and had no prior criminal record, but he is now charged with public indecency, breach of the peace and risk of injury to a minor.
No word as to whether or not he was wearing that vest while he was 'bating.
(via New York Daily News)
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