As if Florida didn't already have enough problems, now there is a guy going around urinating on women. And just in case that wasn't enough, the police sketch depicting him looks more like a character you'd see on the television series "Crank Yankers" than an actual person.
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According to Gawker, what they have deemed the "laziest sketch ever" depicts a a black man between the ages of 25 and 30 who has been making the rounds at the University of Florida campus in Gainesville and peeing on poor, unsuspecting women.
Initially, the urinator was reported by four separate women between late February and early March, according to WJAX news, but since the investigation broke, that number has nearly doubled, with three more coming forward. According to reports, during the last reported attack, the suspect wore a dark hoodie and baggy jeans.
Not since this sketch of a man who was holding women up at knifepoint in East Post Oak, Texas back in January have police and the general public had less to go on in terms of apprehending a criminal, but in the end, they caught the guy. Let's hope this situation plays out in similar fashion. Until then, please pee careful out there.
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According to Gawker, what they have deemed the "laziest sketch ever" depicts a a black man between the ages of 25 and 30 who has been making the rounds at the University of Florida campus in Gainesville and peeing on poor, unsuspecting women.
Initially, the urinator was reported by four separate women between late February and early March, according to WJAX news, but since the investigation broke, that number has nearly doubled, with three more coming forward. According to reports, during the last reported attack, the suspect wore a dark hoodie and baggy jeans.
Not since this sketch of a man who was holding women up at knifepoint in East Post Oak, Texas back in January have police and the general public had less to go on in terms of apprehending a criminal, but in the end, they caught the guy. Let's hope this situation plays out in similar fashion. Until then, please pee careful out there.
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