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Naked Alabama Man Wanted to Make Tree His Home

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Here's a story and a mugshot to keep in your back pocket the next time your significant other calls you crazy.

An Alabama man was arrested last weekend after climbing 40 feet up a tree near his house while he was butt-ass naked. Drugs were obviously a factor.
Naked man climbs tree and calls it his home
When local authorities responded to the scene, they found 40-year-old Michael Howard Long perched on a branch of the tree, which he told them was his new home.

The local fire department was called in to cut some branches, but Long still refused to come down. Finally, after an hour of negotiations with a naked man probably hopped up on something the rest of world uses to clean their toilets, authorities convinced him to jump into their bucket truck for a safe ride to the ground.

He was immediately arrested and booked on public lewdness and disorderly conduct charges. He then posed for the scariest mugshot since Nick Nolte's 2002 effort.

naked alabama man climbs tree

Long went before a judge yesterday and somehow got the disorderly conduct charge dropped, but we're pretty sure the public lewdness charge along with that mugshot should thankfully prevent him from coaching your kid's little league team this summer.

(via WAFF)

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