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1 of 41"WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." That is a quote from Clint Eastwood's character in the movie Gran Torino. I thought he had a pretty good point...then he yelled at a chair. Here are a few people that took Clint a little too seriously when fixing their cars.
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2 of 41"Who took my spatula? The barbecue is in twenty minutes!"
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3 of 41This is true four-wheel drive.
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4 of 41"Wait for me to hit the button! Oh...sorry I forgot."
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5 of 41"Just don't drive in the rain or near any houses with the sprinklers on for a while..."
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6 of 41"Sweetie, I'll buy you a new one. Daddy needs this one right now so he can get to work."
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Clik here to view.7 of 41This car only drives in tiny circles.
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Clik here to view.8 of 41"Like I said, most of that will buff right out."
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Clik here to view.9 of 41"Jiggle it a bit to make sure it locks."
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Clik here to view.10 of 41"It's a little drafty out on the highway, but it gets me from A to B."
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Clik here to view.11 of 41"Well no, I took the airbag out. Why would I want something to hit me in the face?"
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Clik here to view.12 of 41Graduating with a degree in Engineering from the University of Alabama.
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Clik here to view.13 of 41"This family is still going to see the Grand Canyon! The Johnson's will stop at nothing! NOTHING!"
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Clik here to view.14 of 41"Don't worry about it. If you get pulled over, the cop won't even notice."
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Clik here to view.15 of 41Recycling at its finest.
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Clik here to view.16 of 41Once you pop, you just can't stop! (Seriously, if it pops, the brakes will fail.)
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Clik here to view.17 of 41This car has a very unique blind spot.
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Clik here to view.18 of 41Let a hilarious Chuck Norris sticker save you hundreds in car repair costs.
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Clik here to view.19 of 41"You said the dealership would know what they were doing..."
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Clik here to view.20 of 41"What's that light on the dash mean?"
"Probably nothing, just ignore it."
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Clik here to view.21 of 41I wouldn't kiss it, though. You would get several shards of glass in and around your face.
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Clik here to view.22 of 41Tony Hawk loves skating by this car.
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Clik here to view.23 of 41"If the teacher asks what happened to all the rulers, you didn't see ANYTHING."
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Clik here to view.24 of 41"Alright kids, we are about to do something fun, but it's also illegal. I want to be very clear now, we do not tell Mommy how we stole this sign."
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Clik here to view.25 of 41"Can you open that? It's a little stuffy back here."
"I really can't."
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Clik here to view.26 of 41With tires like these, who needs rims?
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Clik here to view.27 of 41"DUDE! Is that 'Spring Jamz '07?' I made that for you!"
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Clik here to view.28 of 41To be honest, that sign probably isn't necessary.
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Clik here to view.29 of 41Vanity plates don't get much less vain than this.
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Clik here to view.30 of 41Built Ford tough.
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Clik here to view.31 of 41"GREAT SCOTT!"
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Clik here to view.32 of 41"No trunk space my ass, Cars.com!"
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Clik here to view.33 of 41Can't even tell.
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Clik here to view.34 of 41"Park in the spot on the very end. I don't want anyone to ding it."
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Clik here to view.35 of 41Beamer, Benz, or Bentley?
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Clik here to view.36 of 41Who needs horsepower?
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Clik here to view.37 of 41Just don't take a sharp left...
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Clik here to view.38 of 41"It's getting dark. I've got to pull over, and you've got to go turn the flashlight on. What? Out of batteries? Damnit...what are they Double A's? Triple?! Damnit..."
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Clik here to view.39 of 41"It's not going to heal itself. You know that, right?"
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Clik here to view.40 of 41"Downgrade? What are you talking about? Now I have FIVE wheel drive!"
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Clik here to view.41 of 41Next: Hilarious Car PranksI didn't think it was possible to make an HHR any uglier...
