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"WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." That is a quote from Clint Eastwood's character in the movie Gran Torino. I thought he had a pretty good point...then he yelled at a chair. Here are a few people that took Clint a little too seriously when fixing their cars.
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"Who took my spatula? The barbecue is in twenty minutes!"
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This is true four-wheel drive.
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"Wait for me to hit the button! Oh...sorry I forgot."
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"Just don't drive in the rain or near any houses with the sprinklers on for a while..."
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"Sweetie, I'll buy you a new one. Daddy needs this one right now so he can get to work."
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This car only drives in tiny circles.
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"Like I said, most of that will buff right out."
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"Jiggle it a bit to make sure it locks."
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"It's a little drafty out on the highway, but it gets me from A to B."
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"Well no, I took the airbag out. Why would I want something to hit me in the face?"
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Graduating with a degree in Engineering from the University of Alabama.
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"This family is still going to see the Grand Canyon! The Johnson's will stop at nothing! NOTHING!"
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"Don't worry about it. If you get pulled over, the cop won't even notice."
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Recycling at its finest.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop! (Seriously, if it pops, the brakes will fail.)
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This car has a very unique blind spot.
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Let a hilarious Chuck Norris sticker save you hundreds in car repair costs.
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"You said the dealership would know what they were doing..."
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"What's that light on the dash mean?"
"Probably nothing, just ignore it."
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I wouldn't kiss it, though. You would get several shards of glass in and around your face.
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Tony Hawk loves skating by this car.
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"If the teacher asks what happened to all the rulers, you didn't see ANYTHING."
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"Alright kids, we are about to do something fun, but it's also illegal. I want to be very clear now, we do not tell Mommy how we stole this sign."
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"Can you open that? It's a little stuffy back here."
"I really can't."
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With tires like these, who needs rims?
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"DUDE! Is that 'Spring Jamz '07?' I made that for you!"
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To be honest, that sign probably isn't necessary.
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Vanity plates don't get much less vain than this.
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Built Ford tough.
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"GREAT SCOTT!"
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"No trunk space my ass, Cars.com!"
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Can't even tell.
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"Park in the spot on the very end. I don't want anyone to ding it."
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Beamer, Benz, or Bentley?
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Who needs horsepower?
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Just don't take a sharp left...
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"It's getting dark. I've got to pull over, and you've got to go turn the flashlight on. What? Out of batteries? Damnit...what are they Double A's? Triple?! Damnit..."
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"It's not going to heal itself. You know that, right?"
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"Downgrade? What are you talking about? Now I have FIVE wheel drive!"
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