Remember in The Town when the guys knocked over Fenway Park dressed as cops but attempted to make their getaway dressed as paramedics? Well, this is pretty much the RuPaul version of that.
According to CBS New York, a man with facial hair who appeared to be a bit on the pudgy side walked into a New Jersey bank on Wednesday and slipped a note to the teller demanding money. He was then able to slip the local authorities albeit temporarily by shedding his beard and baggy clothes:
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Yup. That bad ass on the left and pansy on the right are the same guy.
Police said that after scoring $900 (that's all?) in the heist, 33-year-old Michael Morgan went back to his nearby house, altered his appearance and took his dog for a walk. He even had the stones to tell an officer who showed him a picture of the robbery suspect that he would call 911 if he happened to see him.
He probably would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for his meddling neighbors. Unfortunately for Morgan, they weren't as stupid as he had hoped, and they recognized him both with and without the facial hair.
Morgan was taken into custody and will probably spend a fair amount of time behind bars, where I'm sure his freshly shaven face will be a big hit.
It actually wasn't that bad of an idea, especially after you read about these clowns: The 10 Worst Bank Robbery Plans
According to CBS New York, a man with facial hair who appeared to be a bit on the pudgy side walked into a New Jersey bank on Wednesday and slipped a note to the teller demanding money. He was then able to slip the local authorities albeit temporarily by shedding his beard and baggy clothes:
Yup. That bad ass on the left and pansy on the right are the same guy.
Police said that after scoring $900 (that's all?) in the heist, 33-year-old Michael Morgan went back to his nearby house, altered his appearance and took his dog for a walk. He even had the stones to tell an officer who showed him a picture of the robbery suspect that he would call 911 if he happened to see him.
He probably would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for his meddling neighbors. Unfortunately for Morgan, they weren't as stupid as he had hoped, and they recognized him both with and without the facial hair.
Morgan was taken into custody and will probably spend a fair amount of time behind bars, where I'm sure his freshly shaven face will be a big hit.
It actually wasn't that bad of an idea, especially after you read about these clowns: The 10 Worst Bank Robbery Plans
