Considering the amount of pathetic sex life complaints I receive from my married friends, they might want to pay close attention to this one.
A judge in Tuscany awarded a middle-aged Italian couple $28,000 after they argued their sex life sucks ever since the wife was hit by a car while she was using a pedestrian crossing.
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Even though it's been two years since the accident, the woman still suffers from back pain and is reportedly "unable to enjoy the sex life she once had."
According to The Local, the judge threw out the insurance company's argument that the couple was too old to enjoy the sex life that they once had. Wow, the nerve.
The couple argued that it's not just in the bedroom where their life blows now as a result of the accident. They're also no longer able to play sports, go cycling or travel together.
No word on whether or not the accident also caused the woman to gain 50 or 60 pounds. If she has, according to what I've heard from my married friends, that might be another reason why they're no longer having amazing sex.
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A judge in Tuscany awarded a middle-aged Italian couple $28,000 after they argued their sex life sucks ever since the wife was hit by a car while she was using a pedestrian crossing.
Even though it's been two years since the accident, the woman still suffers from back pain and is reportedly "unable to enjoy the sex life she once had."
According to The Local, the judge threw out the insurance company's argument that the couple was too old to enjoy the sex life that they once had. Wow, the nerve.
The couple argued that it's not just in the bedroom where their life blows now as a result of the accident. They're also no longer able to play sports, go cycling or travel together.
No word on whether or not the accident also caused the woman to gain 50 or 60 pounds. If she has, according to what I've heard from my married friends, that might be another reason why they're no longer having amazing sex.
Guys, here's how you can make your sex life a little sweeter: Pineapple Juice Really Does Make Your Load Taste Sweeter
