Now that is gangsta.
According to USA Today, a rapper who goes by the name "Christ Bearer" jumped off the second-floor balcony of a North Hollywood apartment building yesterday but managed to survive. Even crazier than that is the fact that he chopped off his dick just before he jumped. And even crazier than that? He survived that, too.
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Los Angeles police said the rapper, whose real name is (ironically) Andre Johnson, was transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center along with his detached pork sword.
Johnson was just chilling with other members of his rap group Northstar when he apparently, on a whim, decided to hack off his manhood and jump. When the rest of the group ran downstairs, they found Johnson running around and screaming, which we're pretty sure classifies as a miracle in most cultures.
Before he mutilated his disco stick, Johnson was probably best known for recording "When the Guns Come Out," which was featured on the "Blade: Trinity" soundtrack. But now it looks like the gun that matters most won't be coming out for quite some time.
We'll venture a guess that he didn't have penis insurance: Somebody Is Finally Offering Penis Insurance
According to USA Today, a rapper who goes by the name "Christ Bearer" jumped off the second-floor balcony of a North Hollywood apartment building yesterday but managed to survive. Even crazier than that is the fact that he chopped off his dick just before he jumped. And even crazier than that? He survived that, too.
Los Angeles police said the rapper, whose real name is (ironically) Andre Johnson, was transported to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center along with his detached pork sword.
Johnson was just chilling with other members of his rap group Northstar when he apparently, on a whim, decided to hack off his manhood and jump. When the rest of the group ran downstairs, they found Johnson running around and screaming, which we're pretty sure classifies as a miracle in most cultures.
Before he mutilated his disco stick, Johnson was probably best known for recording "When the Guns Come Out," which was featured on the "Blade: Trinity" soundtrack. But now it looks like the gun that matters most won't be coming out for quite some time.
We'll venture a guess that he didn't have penis insurance: Somebody Is Finally Offering Penis Insurance
