Forget the meddling kids or talking dog. A Florida man probably would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the fact that he's an idiot.
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According to the Sun Sentinel, Felipe Cruz walked into the Chase bank in Pompano Beach recently and handed the teller a note that read "Give me the 100s 50s 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!"
The three exclamation points at the end of the note made it obvious Cruz meant business, but the teller behind bulletproof glass was having none of it. She simply backed away from the glass, and Cruz fled the scene without a single penny, leaving both his dignity and note behind.
Unfortunately for Cruz, that note was written on the back of an online job application that contained both his username of CRUZFELIPE36 and password. The FBI was able to lift Cruz's fingerprints from the note as well, which eventually led them to his residence just four miles from the bank.
FBI agent Michael Leverock said Cruz "probably should have continued looking for honest work," but we think it's pretty obvious why he couldn't find it.
If you think this guy is an ass clown, wait until you read this: The 10 Worst Bank Robbery Plans
According to the Sun Sentinel, Felipe Cruz walked into the Chase bank in Pompano Beach recently and handed the teller a note that read "Give me the 100s 50s 20s now. Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!"
The three exclamation points at the end of the note made it obvious Cruz meant business, but the teller behind bulletproof glass was having none of it. She simply backed away from the glass, and Cruz fled the scene without a single penny, leaving both his dignity and note behind.
Unfortunately for Cruz, that note was written on the back of an online job application that contained both his username of CRUZFELIPE36 and password. The FBI was able to lift Cruz's fingerprints from the note as well, which eventually led them to his residence just four miles from the bank.
FBI agent Michael Leverock said Cruz "probably should have continued looking for honest work," but we think it's pretty obvious why he couldn't find it.
If you think this guy is an ass clown, wait until you read this: The 10 Worst Bank Robbery Plans
