Today, "The Other Woman" makes its way into movie theaters. The comedy stars Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, and...Kate Upton. Yes, Kate Upton is making her feature film debut. And, according to Gawker's review of the film, it's pretty much what you'd expect. Not much acting is involved for the luscious Miss Upton and apparently each of her lines is never any more than 3 sentences. If you happen to be dragged to the film by your lady, at least you know there will be plenty of eye candy like the photo above to carry you through it. But to know what to expect, here is a partial list of Kate Upton's lines that Gawker gathered:
"Hi." "What's going on?"
"Wait, Kate. What's going on?"
"Both of you stop."
"What are you doing?"
"Kate, wait."
"Yeah, me too."
"No."
"You guys, I think I see a dolphin."
"I just can't believe he would lie to me. You must hate me so much right now."
"How can you be so amazing you could be friends with your husband's mistress?"
"I think it's just sweat."
"We should kick him in the balls."
"Kick him in the balls twice."
"This place is awesome. My neck was so tight. What's it called?"
"He must be taking Viagra by the handfuls."
"I'll do it, I don't have a lot of feelings."
"She's not a hooker, she's a slut."
"One time or two out of three?"
"I'm so glad you're here. So much has happened. Major breakthroughs."
"You could even go to jail."
"Oh my god, he's taking this shit international."
"Well, if we don't leave till tomorrow, I say it's our turn to take this shit international."
"You told me we were getting a divorce and that we were moving to Tuscany."
"You turned out to be not a very nice person."
"Even though it brought us together, let's never sleep with the same guy again."
You can read the review in its entirety on Gawker.
