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Neighbors Smoke Crack With Each Other, Get In Machete Fight With Each Other

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If you've ever wondered what crack-smoking hillbillies in Florida do when the crack runs out, I guess the answer is fight with dangerous weapons.

According to NBC Miami, a crack-smoking sesh between two neighbors in Key Largo last Wednesday ended with one neighbor swinging a machete at the other.

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Christopher Stevens (right) and his wife told authorities they were just "drinking beer and smoking crack" with Antonio Motes-Diaz (left) when he lost his shit and began swinging a machete at them. Motes-Diaz, however, told police that the couple became enraged when he ran out of crack, spitting on him and attacking him, and that's when he grabbed a baseball bat and machete to protect himself.

In the end, police arrested both men. The 53-year-old Motes-Diaz was charged with aggravated assault, while the 26-year-old Stevens was booked for possessing drugs without a prescription after cops found a generic form of Xanax at his joint.

It's surprising that nobody was injured during the crack-induced machete-swinging incident. Even more surprising? You guessed it: nobody was arrested or charged with possessing and admitting to smoking crack.

And really, that should illustrate just how bad things have gotten in Florida.

Hey, crack pipes are just twenty-five cents: The City of Vancouver Has Crack Pipe Vending Machines

 

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