$ 0 0 Which STD are You? Where do you live? Canada or Mexico The Northeast The West The Midwest Alaska or Hawaii The South Elsewhere Which of the following do you most like sharing with people? Sexual Partner Needles Your Butt Bodily Fluids Underwear Burning Sensations Drinks How popular are you? Prom King Tuba player in marching band Home schooled Computer nerd Starting quarterback School newspaper editor Class president Would you rather be in guys or girls? Guys Girls The last sexual desire you felt was... Almost unnoticeable Life threatening Feverish Burning Itching Painful Debilitating Of the following, which is your favorite celebrity? Michael Douglas Magic Johnson Al Capone Billy Idol Trey Songz Paris Hilton Jessica Alba Which name do you prefer? Papillion Aiden Phyllis Gonzolo Crabtree Lydia Herman Which is your favorite type of social media? Facebook Snapchat Myspace Pinterest Instagram Twitter Google + How much do people hate you? (1-10, where 10 is most hated) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Of the following, which is your favorite food? Pizza Hamburger Spaghetti Fish French Fries Pubes Human Insides Which STD are you? You got: HPV You're superficial and vain. You don't want anyone to look good, so you'll pop up whenever you can to make them look bad. People don't like you to hang around very long and start to refer to you as a cancer if you do. Share your Results Share Tweet Email You got: HERPES You prefer to pop into people's lives at random without any kind of warning. You then proceed to make life uncomfortable and awkward for an extended period of time before making an exit without a single word of when you may return. Share your Results Share Tweet Email You got: SYPHILIS You're old school. You're more into swing music than dubstep. Yet you have the ability to adapt to situations to seem like you fit in which is why people call you "the great imitator." Share your Results Share Tweet Email You got: GONORRHEA You're very quiet and sneaky. Some are bothered by you, but a lot of the time, people don't even know you're there. However, if you hang around long enough, you really start to become a pain. Share your Results Share Tweet Email You got: CRABS You're irritating. You tend to make yourself at home where you're not welcome. You then invite your family and everyone else you know to do the same. You're weak in relationships and can only survive on the warmth of another human. Share your Results Share Tweet Email You got: CHLAMYDIA No one really wants to deal with you, but overall people don't mind you all that much. You're easy to get rid of, so once you make an appearance, people know what to do to get you out of their lives. Share your Results Share Tweet Email You got: AIDS You're the absolute worst. Nobody wants anything to do with you. You killed Tom Hanks in a movie once and everybody hates you for it. You made Antonio Banderas cry. No one makes Antonio Banderas cry! NO ONE! Share your Results Share Tweet Email Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments