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High School Student Arrested for Sending Poop to Vice Principal

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Just imagine if the kid would have put that much effort into his homework.

According to the Daily Times, a senior at Stephen Decatur High School in Berlin, Maryland, was arrested after sending three packages of fecal matter from cows and dogs to Vice Principal Mark Flynn recently.
student sends vice principal boxes of poop
The student was charged with three counts of disturbing activities at school as well as three counts of molesting a school administrator, which in 2014, is a very misleading charge. However, he will only have to serve a 10-day suspension at school, as that is the maximum amount of time a student can be punished.

After receiving the first box of shit, Flynn notified a school security officer, who in turn notified the Worcester County Sheriff's Office, who in turn notified the post office. Or in other words, the whole town knew to be on the look out for a box of poop except the kid who was about to send two more.

When he did, a post office employee wrote down his license plate, and he was arrested soon after at a local McDonald's, which means this kid's whole life apparently revolves around crap.

Hey, the more you know: Study Reveals Dogs Align Themselves With Earth's Magnetic Field Before Taking a Dump

 

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