Telling doctors your penis became lodged in an air-conditioning pipe still attached to the wall because you slipped while painting in the nude is probably the biggest line of crap we have ever heard. In fact, it's so big that it just might be true.
According to UPI, a Chinese man waited two days before finally seeking medical help to remove his manhood from an air-conditioning pipe, something he said happened because he slipped while painting in the nude.
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61-year-old Lian Tien said he tried "everything he could think of to get the damned thing off once it got stuck." That included cutting the pipe from the wall, pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides of his penis and sleeping.
After two days of trying to dislodge his "manhood" from the pipe, Tien finally decided to see a doctor because his boom stick had become "red and inflamed." But doctors said his genitals were so swollen that they couldn't do anything for him. Firefighters were called to the hospital, and after four hours of maneuvering and cutting, they were finally able to separate Tien from the pipe.
It couldn't be confirmed, but we're sure Tien would have sought help right away if the pipe had been a tad larger.
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According to UPI, a Chinese man waited two days before finally seeking medical help to remove his manhood from an air-conditioning pipe, something he said happened because he slipped while painting in the nude.
61-year-old Lian Tien said he tried "everything he could think of to get the damned thing off once it got stuck." That included cutting the pipe from the wall, pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides of his penis and sleeping.
After two days of trying to dislodge his "manhood" from the pipe, Tien finally decided to see a doctor because his boom stick had become "red and inflamed." But doctors said his genitals were so swollen that they couldn't do anything for him. Firefighters were called to the hospital, and after four hours of maneuvering and cutting, they were finally able to separate Tien from the pipe.
It couldn't be confirmed, but we're sure Tien would have sought help right away if the pipe had been a tad larger.
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