Was it because a 24-pack of Vitamin Water was going for just under six bucks? Or maybe it was because those boot cut Wrangler jeans he's been looking all over for were rolled back to 12 dollars.
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The world may never know what made Derek Bennett so excited that he allegedly pulled out his genitals in a Tulsa Walmart and began masturbating last Saturday. But according to Tulsa World, surveillance footage from the store shows him doing just that.
The 26-year-old Tulsa man was arrested in his gray Hyundai a short distance from the store after multiple people complained he was punching his clown in front of other customers. Local police then drove two witnesses from the store to Bennett's crappy car, and they were able to identify him as the suspect. He was taken into custody and held on $10,000 bond.
According to the police report, Bennett admitted to "going to high school and knowing his rights." He also admitted to exposing himself but thought nobody was watching, which we hope he comes to understand doesn't make it OK.
We'll say he's in a little better shape than this guy, though: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates
The world may never know what made Derek Bennett so excited that he allegedly pulled out his genitals in a Tulsa Walmart and began masturbating last Saturday. But according to Tulsa World, surveillance footage from the store shows him doing just that.
The 26-year-old Tulsa man was arrested in his gray Hyundai a short distance from the store after multiple people complained he was punching his clown in front of other customers. Local police then drove two witnesses from the store to Bennett's crappy car, and they were able to identify him as the suspect. He was taken into custody and held on $10,000 bond.
According to the police report, Bennett admitted to "going to high school and knowing his rights." He also admitted to exposing himself but thought nobody was watching, which we hope he comes to understand doesn't make it OK.
We'll say he's in a little better shape than this guy, though: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates