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This young man is already on the waiting list for the finest Universities in the country: Harvard, Yale, Hogwarts, the list goes on and on.
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Forgot to eat breakfast, someone brought doughnuts!
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Didn't do homework, class got cancled!
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Walks up multiple flights of stairs on campus, directly behind hot girl in yoga pants!
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Shampoo and conditioner ran out, at the same time!
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History exam about renaissance Italy, knew all the answers from playing Assassins Creed.
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Cash in coins I've been saving for a year, $510.17!
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Pulls headphones out of pocket, untangled!
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Throws ball of paper into trash can across room, someone else sees it happen!
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About to flake out on a friend, friend flakes out on you first!
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Found coins at bottom of backpack, quarters!
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Let my parents use my car, they fill up my tank!
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Walked into the locker room at the gym, didn't see any old man dick!
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Eats a bowl of captain crunch, top of my mouth is fine!
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Opens fun size starburst, finds two pink!
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Did laundry this week, all socks accounted for!
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Got drunk last night, woke up in time for McDonald's breakfast!
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Wake up from a great dream, fall asleep and go back to the same dream!
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Took a shit before I took a shower!
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Guessed A on half the questions, got an A!
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Watched movie with parents at home, no awkward sex scene!
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Song ends, right as destination is reached!
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Checks phone, get text as soon as I look at phone!
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Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory is on, 1971 version!
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Three hour flight in middle seat, hot girls on both sides!
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High school reunion, girl who rejected you got fat!
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First time writing the date in 2012, remembered to write 2012!
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Forgot to turn off my cell phone in a flight, plane didn't crash!
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Put on old jeans, found money in the pocket!
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Peed in my dream, didn't pee in real life!
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Write 5 page essay and power goes out, auto saved 10 seconds before!
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Saw school bully, working in McDonalds!
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Guy who cut me off at yellow yet, got pulled over by cop on next block!
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Make witty comment on friend's status, someone I don't know liked it!
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Made a bag of microwave popcorn, every kernel popped!
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Set alarm for 8AM, wake up naturally at 7:59!
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My turn to empty dryer, towels!
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Notice there is no toilet paper, before you start pooping!
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Withdraw $60 for a night of drinking, wake up with $65!
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Asked girlfriend where she wanted to eat, she gave a decisive answer!
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Show up late to work, first one there!
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Have to wear a tie, perfect length on first try!
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Woke up after night of drinking, didn't lose phone, wallet, iPod, keys, or pride!
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Boss walks by, when I'm actually working!
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Went to Burger King, got a crown!
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Left arm is full, keys in right pocket.
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Tell cute girl my first name, she friend requests me on Facebook!
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Teacher calls on someone else when I have my hand raised, turns out I had the wrong answer anyway!
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Sits down at a machine at the gym, last person was weaker than me!
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50 of 50Next: Hilarious Nailed It Meme Photos
Buy soda from vending machine, two come out!
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