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WealthRangers/Wikimedia1 of 13There are a lot of rappers in the game. Only a select few actually manage to get to the level of stardom where everyone knows their name (Hey, that rhymed). Before I go start my own rap career, let's take a look at the names of some lesser-known rappers who are probably better off not becoming too well known. Because their names are absolutely ridiculous.
2 Chainz/ Tity Boi
2 Chainz isn't such a bad name. Unless he ever feels like wearing three or more necklaces on any given day. However, up until last year, this fine gentleman was known as "Tity Boi". Which is what we all used to call that one chubby kid in junior high.
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Trademark Da Skydiver/facebook2 of 13Trademark Da Skydiver
This name sounds like this guy was walking by Mattel's corporate offices and overheard some of their everyday jargon, "Hey Mac, did you trademark the skydiver toy, yet?"
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Wall Street Music3 of 13A to the D The Renegade Jew
Forget the fact that you need a nap by the time you're even finished saying his rap name. Word on the rehov (that means street in Hebrew, ya'll) is that this guy put $300,000 of his own cash into making this album, which means he thought people would actually take him seriously and that's just plain sad.
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Fortes/flickr4 of 13Chali 2na
There are a lot of famous Charlies out there to base a rap name on, but this fella went ahead with the cartoon mascot that graces every can of StarKist tuna. Then again, I guess giving people mercury poisoning on a regular basis is pretty badass.
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Clik here to view.5 of 13The Tea Bag Boyz
"Hey fellas, we're a group of guys, so we definitely need 'boyz' in our name. But 69 Boyz and Boyz II Men are already taken. What's the next logical name for us?"
"Well, we do really love drinking tea, right? Why don't we call ourselves the Tea Bag Boyz?"
"Yeah! That's great."
"Wait, Clarence. Isn't tea bagging some kind of twisted sex act?"
"Nope. Don't think so."
"Oh, okay good. Tea Bag Boyz for life, yo."
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Clik here to view.South Park Mexican/myspace6 of 13South Park Mexican
Oooh! Is this that game where you put the name of your favorite TV show and your ethnic group together and boom, you have your rap name? Well then I guess you can call me Arrested Development American.
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Clik here to view.reallydoechicago/myspace7 of 13Really Doe
Just so we're all clear...a doe is a female deer.
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Clik here to view.thirstinhowlthe3rd/myspace8 of 13Thirstin Howl III
There is nothing more street than naming yourself after a stodgy, old, rich guy from a 1960s sitcom. Although we can appreciate the nod to Thurston Howell III of "Gilligan's Island", we're not quite sure Lovey would approve of T.H. III's lyrics about having sex with classic cartoon characters: In front of Tweety Bird, I back shot Granny/Me and Shaggy ran trains on Velma and Daphne.
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Clik here to view.unclemurder/myspace9 of 13Uncle Murda
It is really unfortunate if this guy is your brother because there's really no good way to tell your children that you're going out of town and they have to spend the weekend with Uncle Murda.
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Clik here to view.OJ Da Juiceman/myspace10 of 13OJ Da Juiceman
It's a complete coincidence that this name follows Uncle Murda. Really doe, if your initials are O and J, maybe it's best that you don't draw attention to it. Unless you feel like hearing "the glove doesn't fit" and Ford Bronco jokes from everyone you meet.
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Clik here to view.YAK BALLZ/facebook11 of 13Yak Ballz
Yak Ballz's real name is Yashar Zadeh. If you ask us, Yak Ballz is an improvement.
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Clik here to view.Swollen Members/facebook12 of 13Swollen Members
As much as we'd like to make fun of this, we just can't. It's pretty much the greatest rap/band/group name of all time and we're just jealous we didn't think of it first.
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Clik here to view.refinedhype.com13 of 13Next: These Photos Won't End WellShorty Shitstain
One of the reasons you attempt to become a famous rapper is for the women. Something tells us those options become limited again the moment you introduce yourself as Shorty Shitstain.
