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Roots Growing From Colombian Woman's Vagina Were From Potato Jammed Inside of It

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So, does that mean she's fertile?

According to Jezebel, a Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pain recently went to a hospital in hopes of finding out the cause. It turns out the severe pain was coming from the potato that she had crammed up her birth canal tpotato in woman's vagina grows rootswo weeks earlier because she didn't want to get pregnant.

The woman told doctors her mother had said a potato was an effective form of contraception, so she decided to give it a shot. But after spending two weeks inside the woman's vagina, the spud began growing roots that were the culprit behind the abdominal pain.

Doctors were able to remove the potato without surgery, and the woman is not expected to have any long-term side effects from her poor decision. Hopefully for the woman's sake, the medical staff told her that watermelons won't do the trick either.

No word yet on what splendid advice the woman's mother is planning on giving her daughter next, but hopefully it's not "bathing in your own urine is a great way to get rid of acne."

Here's another candidate for "Mother of the Year": Hawaii Mother Loses Her Mind During Bout of Road Rage

 

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