My return to football betting this season was a triumphant one, as my picks went 3-1 and everyone who gambled with Gary had a happy weekend. This weekend's games have plenty more favorable matchups and trends to look at, and I'm confident that I've found some winners for us all. You may say I have a problem; I say I have a solution. These bets are 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO MAKE US ALL RICH.* I am willing to share them with yImage may be NSFW.
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CAN'T LOSE BET #1 (College Football)
Nebraska at Northwestern - OVER 54
Just like with Houston last week, it's time to bet on the over for a Northwestern game. The Wildcats are one of only a few teams left in college football who have played in all unders (six of them so far), so it's time to buck that trend. They are welcoming a Nebraska team that comes in averaging 41.5 pts/game, but suffered a tough loss at Michigan State two weeks ago. They will be looking to come out firing, and Northwestern is going to have to score a bunch to keep up. This have OVER written all over it.
CAN'T LOSE BET #2 (College Football)
Marshall at Florida International (+22.5) - Florida International +22.5
The Thundering Herd are riding high right now. They've started the season 6-0 and are in the AP Top 25 for the first time in 11 years. That is why they are due for a major letdown game on the road against Florida Intl. Furthermore, Marshall has not lost ATS since Aug. 30, their first game of the season. Florida Intl should be jacked up to play a Top 25 school, and while they still may not win this game, I expect it to be a lot closer than Marshall fans do. Take the Golden Panthers with the points.
CAN'T LOSE BET #3 (College Football)
Hawaii at San Diego State - OVER 48.5
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San Diego State is another one of those teams that has not played in a game that has gone over the total yet this season. It's a lock to happen this week. The Aztecs are at home against Hawaii, and that's good news because they have won both of their home games by scoring an average of 36 points. Hawaii hasn't played great on the road, but they are coming off a home game in which they scored 38 points. This is a late Saturday night game, too, so Hawaii players (who are usually three hours behind) should still have plenty of energy to put up some points. This total is too low. Hammer the over.
CAN'T LOSE BET #4 (NFL)
Cleveland at Jacksonville (+5.5) - Jacksonville +5.5
I really, really wanted to bet on Jacksonville last Sunday, but decided to wait one more week. I wish I hadn't, because they covered the spread on the road against the Titans. However, they still lost, and you can tell the players are getting hungry for their first win. It may very well come this week against the Browns. Look, Cleveland has played surprisingly well, but they haven't been a favorite on the road in years, and this is just too much. Plus, in five games so far they have yet to lose ATS (although they pushed twice). This is my upset special of the week, but just in case the Jaguars find a way to lose a close one, take the points to be safe.
CAN'T LOSE BET #5 (NFL)
New Orleans at Detroit - OVER 48
You should know by now that I love to bet against trends, and the Lions have played in five straight under games since scoring 35 points in a week 1 over. But while their offense has been struggling ever since then, the defense has been solid and Detroit is 4-2. The Saints are 2-3 and have yet to win on the road. Add to these stats that the Lions may be without both Calvin Johnson and Eric Ebron, and New Orleans may be without Jimmy Graham, and all signs point to UNDER. But that's just a nasty trick. Both Detroit and New Orleans will step it up on offense this week, indoors, with a lot riding on it. I expect a shootout. You should, too. Put at least half your paycheck down on this over.
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CAN'T LOSE BET #1 (College Football)
Nebraska at Northwestern - OVER 54
Just like with Houston last week, it's time to bet on the over for a Northwestern game. The Wildcats are one of only a few teams left in college football who have played in all unders (six of them so far), so it's time to buck that trend. They are welcoming a Nebraska team that comes in averaging 41.5 pts/game, but suffered a tough loss at Michigan State two weeks ago. They will be looking to come out firing, and Northwestern is going to have to score a bunch to keep up. This have OVER written all over it.
CAN'T LOSE BET #2 (College Football)
Marshall at Florida International (+22.5) - Florida International +22.5
The Thundering Herd are riding high right now. They've started the season 6-0 and are in the AP Top 25 for the first time in 11 years. That is why they are due for a major letdown game on the road against Florida Intl. Furthermore, Marshall has not lost ATS since Aug. 30, their first game of the season. Florida Intl should be jacked up to play a Top 25 school, and while they still may not win this game, I expect it to be a lot closer than Marshall fans do. Take the Golden Panthers with the points.
CAN'T LOSE BET #3 (College Football)
Hawaii at San Diego State - OVER 48.5
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San Diego State is another one of those teams that has not played in a game that has gone over the total yet this season. It's a lock to happen this week. The Aztecs are at home against Hawaii, and that's good news because they have won both of their home games by scoring an average of 36 points. Hawaii hasn't played great on the road, but they are coming off a home game in which they scored 38 points. This is a late Saturday night game, too, so Hawaii players (who are usually three hours behind) should still have plenty of energy to put up some points. This total is too low. Hammer the over.
CAN'T LOSE BET #4 (NFL)
Cleveland at Jacksonville (+5.5) - Jacksonville +5.5
I really, really wanted to bet on Jacksonville last Sunday, but decided to wait one more week. I wish I hadn't, because they covered the spread on the road against the Titans. However, they still lost, and you can tell the players are getting hungry for their first win. It may very well come this week against the Browns. Look, Cleveland has played surprisingly well, but they haven't been a favorite on the road in years, and this is just too much. Plus, in five games so far they have yet to lose ATS (although they pushed twice). This is my upset special of the week, but just in case the Jaguars find a way to lose a close one, take the points to be safe.
CAN'T LOSE BET #5 (NFL)
New Orleans at Detroit - OVER 48
You should know by now that I love to bet against trends, and the Lions have played in five straight under games since scoring 35 points in a week 1 over. But while their offense has been struggling ever since then, the defense has been solid and Detroit is 4-2. The Saints are 2-3 and have yet to win on the road. Add to these stats that the Lions may be without both Calvin Johnson and Eric Ebron, and New Orleans may be without Jimmy Graham, and all signs point to UNDER. But that's just a nasty trick. Both Detroit and New Orleans will step it up on offense this week, indoors, with a lot riding on it. I expect a shootout. You should, too. Put at least half your paycheck down on this over.
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