At this point, you pretty much know what to expect on Thanksgiving day: a lot of food, some uncomfortable family conversation and, if you're lucky, a nap during football. But it's an entirely more adventurous experience for the family dog. Whether he's trying to sniff strangers in the crotch or steal his own helping of turkey, this timeline gives you a first-person (first-dog?) perspective on what turkey day is like for our furry four-legged friend.