If you aren't familiar with Drake outside of his music, he's quite hilarious. Unfortunately most of the time it's not intentional. His favorite sports team is whichever team will let him hang out with them and he gets more excited about meeting new people than a lonely puppy. Here are just a few of the pictures that prove what we've suspected for some time; Drake is secretly a clingy girlfriend that refuses to accept boundaries.
"...and then he said ORANGE you glad I didn't say banana! Hahahaha! Do you get it, babe?"
"Baaaaabe! You've been gone for like TEN WHOLE MINUTES! I missed youuuu!"
"I know you're at work, but I just needed one quick hug from my snuggle monster!"
"I get that you're busy, but I just worry when you don't answer my texts right away. Also, who is that girl over there that keeps staring at you?"
"New shoes? Stop it! I've had these old things for months. You are the sweetest ever!"
"He doesn't want to make a joint Facebook account yet, but I'm working on it! Haha that is SO us!"
"Omg I can't believe we ran into each other at the place you said you were going to be! We are totally soulmates!"
"I am SO excited you decided to hang out with me instead of your friend! YAY!!!"
"What if we wore matching sweaters to your birthday party? Wouldn't that be ADORABLE?!"
"Sweetie, are you gonna introduce me to your friends? Babe? Baaabe?"
"Can you imagine if we were on the kiss cam? Haha if we are, we should take a picture and totally make it our profile pics!"
"I missed this. I missed us."
"I told you that you work too hard. Let's just take a trip this weekend. It'll be just me and you and we'll go to that cute little bistro I've been wanting to try!"
"I got one of those basketball costumes like you always wear so we could be samesies! Do you love it or do you LOVE IT?"
"Uh, sweetheart. I brought this basketball over for you, so why are you using someone else's? Oh I guess mine's not good enough for you now?"
"I'm going to text you AS SOON as I wake up so it can be like we're lying right next to each other! OMG this is the most special moment of my life!"
"Oh that's fine. No, you go out with your friends. I had a lot of plans tonight anyway. It's not like I was counting down the moments until we hung out or anything. Not at all."
"If he doesn't answer one of these 67 texts in the next two minutes I'm calling the police because clearly something is wrong. Please be OK, Boo Boo."