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21 Signs You Might Be A Douche

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Have you ever seen someone and immediately knew they were a complete douche? What if you didn't realize it, but people were looking at you thinking the exact same thing? It's a terrifying thought but according to this statistic I just made up, 1 out of 4 people don't know they're actually a douche. If you're concerned you may suffer from this affliction, here are some signs to look for.

1. You've gotten in an actual fistfight over a sporting event that you weren't involved with in any way whatsoever.

2. Before the fight you took off your shirt and said, "Come on, bro! We can do this right now!"

3. Your Instagram account is just a collection of pictures of your back muscles. If you're at the gym, it will be documented.



4. Stopping at a red light means revving your engine then racing the car next to you, even if they have no idea what's going on.

5. The top three buttons have never met the other side of your shirt. Why shouldn't you always dress like you're on a boat dock?

6. Any girl that doesn't want to talk to you is stuck up and any girl that talks to you too much is a clingy stalker.



7. You've high fived someone over an alcohol-based accomplishment and also every time someone says the word, "Vegas."

8. You have an album in your phone of naked pictures of girls your bros sent to you. You have no idea who they are.

9. Your idea of dressing up is wearing an All Star NBA jersey instead of just a standard NBA jersey.

10. You have frosted tips and you're not a time traveling member of a boy band from 2002.



11. It's 8pm and you're still wearing your bedazzled sunglasses.

12. You've hit someone because they disrespected your rims.

13. You've figured out which members of your crew best represent each guy from "Entourage."



14. If someone gets mad at you for double parking, it's just because they're jealous and a bunch of haters.

15. You've screamed at someone for making a mistake in a recreational game of volleyball or softball.

16. The only times you've cried is at the end of "Scarface," when A-Rod got accused of taking steroids, and when LeBron left Miami.

17. You never realized hats could be worn with the bill facing the front as well as backwards or sideways.



18. Your hand has brushed against another bro's hand while you were walking and you both almost jumped out of your Crocs while claiming the other one is gay, bro.

19. You've tipped a waitress less because she wasn't that hot.

20. Every profile picture on your Facebook is either you with a drink in your hand or you at the strip club with a drink in your hand.

21. You stay on your cell phone when your cashier or waitress is talking to you and act like it's a huge inconvenience when they ask you a question.

 

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