
If you're a butt guy, then you'll probably want to shop elsewhere.
According to the New York Daily News, a 36-year-old Georgia woman with breasts that weigh as much as a two-year-old child is appearing on TLC's "Strange Love" in hopes of finding a man who loves "everything" about her.
Kristy Love says her breasts started coming in at the age of eight, and they sure as hell didn't stop growing there. Her boobs are so large today that she is able to use them as a purse for her cellphone, perfume, car keys and driver's license.
But while her large cans have saved her from forgetting a real purse at her favorite restaurant, they have been quite the hindrance in the kitchen when she cooks.
"Sometimes they get in the pot," Love says. "Sometimes they get in the pan. Sometimes they get caught on the burner."

Despite all of the adventures she and her massive pillows have shared together, Love said it's time to find, well, love for both her and her boobies.
"My boobies do not need to be alone. It's time for them to find a man."
By the looks of things, she shouldn't have a problem with that. And neither should they for that matter.

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