Afraid you're a little too old-fashioned for the world? Does your grandmother ever tell you to "get with the times, loser" when you compare phones during the holidays? Luckily for you, we have the trendy and new apps of the season for you to check out. And they're free, too. Don't be a loser; get with the times.
Life Graphy (Limited Time)
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Voted one of the best new apps in the App Store in early 2015, Life Graphy is the habits manager that tracks how you spend time on your phone. A simple chart will tally your activities, goals and habits before categorizing them and keeping an updated report, which will likely be rather embarrassing. How can you have 85 percent of your time spent on porn?! Time to get Life Graphy and change your ways. Available for free right now, but only for a limited time.
Zeel
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Your body will thank you for this one. If you're a little too shy about going into a massage parlor, be it you've never been or the last time you did they asked you to leave for being "too enthusiastic," don't worry. With Zeel, the massage parlor comes to you. Whether your body is in need of Swedish, deep tissue or even couples massages, a licensed masseuse will come to the comfort of your home, both early day and night. We haven't seen the option for a "happy ending" yet, so be sure to clear that up before you invite a stranger, who you intend to pay, into your home. And if they show up with a big bodyguard or guy in a purple velvet hat, maybe cancel your massage.
Kevo
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I think we can all agree on one thing: F**k keys. Whether you have trouble getting into your place because of lost keys, handfuls of bags with your keys buried deep in your pocket or your ex-girlfriend still lurking nearby with your spare, Kevo might be just the thing for you. It's a remote app that wirelessly connects to a Bluetooth door knob, allowing you to unlock the door from a short distance with your phone. You can also send e-keys to family and friends, but most importantly, you no longer have to get up from the couch to open the door. Kevo Bluetooth Enabled Deadbolt starts at $219, but the app is free. Worth it!
MiniBar
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All your prayers have been answered, you blurry-eyed boozehound. When you're a little too drunk to drive, and your liquor cabinet is a little too bare when you have that special someone over, it's MiniBar to the rescue! Liquor, wine, beer and mixers can be delivered to your doorstep in under an hour in several major cities. Who says dreams don't come true? Don't forget to tip your door-tender. (I'm coining that.)
Dull
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Ironically with Dull, there's never a dull moment. The app accumulates all that is trending, interesting and most visited on the Internet (based on you all, the Internet people) and compiles them into a customizable setup just for you to be saved and shared easily. Never again will the post office, DMV or your friend's wedding be a bore. Genius. But who came up with the name? Fired!
Cuddlr
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Tired of your grab-ass Tinder dates wanting more than you're prepared to offer? Don't we know it! With Cuddlr, you essentially have the convenience of Tinder, but just for simple cuddling. With Cuddlr, it's a semi-plutonic, gentle warm body pressed up against yours so you can sleep soundly knowing there's a stranger in your bed who is very aroused. Sounds like a winner to us. What could go wrong? The app recently got an update the day before Valentine's Day. Go figure.
Pop Messenger
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Do you get isolation anxiety from your friends or long for physical connection when you can't see the person you're talking to? Really? That's weird. Well, do we have the app for you! These quick, colorful video messages reinvent the text so you don't have to type and you can have fun sending rapid video messages. Texting can be fun? That's what you get when you download Pop, the 'text with videos and gifs because your simple texts aren't interesting enough for your friends to either read or respond to' app, free in the iTunes Store now.
Darkroom
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The photo editor being raved as powerful, advanced and easy-to-use all at once is Darkroom. It's a free photo lab app with premium, high-quality filters and real editing functions, like an RGB curve for perfect color tones and custom designed filters you can make for yourself and reuse. But the real trick is that it's simple in its use, performing better than your stock Photos app editor but easier to navigate than the more technical apps. And it's free. Beat that. Users will also dig the updated VSCO Camera app, also free in the iTunes Store.
Tworlds
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Like a fine tuned Snapchat, Tworlds connects two people based on the subject matter of the photos they're taking. Instead of random dick pics, people can find each other through their hashtags based on the subject matter or mood of their photo. For example, people who tag their photos with #sunset will be matched with another person using the same hashtag. But yes, to answer your obvious question, even dick pics will fly, should you use a related hashtag. Warning: There are no filters, so those will be very raw, unattractively lit sexts if you choose to go that route.
Signal
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The private messenger encrypts calls, messages and anything that can normally be read or snooped on by other people. Signal is the app that's giving you the privacy you desire and your girlfriend the proof she needs to know she can't trust you. And finally, you can get the government off your back and out of your life already! Try out Signal to get the full experience of full privacy. Or don't. What the hell do we care?
Life Graphy (Limited Time)
Voted one of the best new apps in the App Store in early 2015, Life Graphy is the habits manager that tracks how you spend time on your phone. A simple chart will tally your activities, goals and habits before categorizing them and keeping an updated report, which will likely be rather embarrassing. How can you have 85 percent of your time spent on porn?! Time to get Life Graphy and change your ways. Available for free right now, but only for a limited time.
Zeel
Your body will thank you for this one. If you're a little too shy about going into a massage parlor, be it you've never been or the last time you did they asked you to leave for being "too enthusiastic," don't worry. With Zeel, the massage parlor comes to you. Whether your body is in need of Swedish, deep tissue or even couples massages, a licensed masseuse will come to the comfort of your home, both early day and night. We haven't seen the option for a "happy ending" yet, so be sure to clear that up before you invite a stranger, who you intend to pay, into your home. And if they show up with a big bodyguard or guy in a purple velvet hat, maybe cancel your massage.
Kevo
I think we can all agree on one thing: F**k keys. Whether you have trouble getting into your place because of lost keys, handfuls of bags with your keys buried deep in your pocket or your ex-girlfriend still lurking nearby with your spare, Kevo might be just the thing for you. It's a remote app that wirelessly connects to a Bluetooth door knob, allowing you to unlock the door from a short distance with your phone. You can also send e-keys to family and friends, but most importantly, you no longer have to get up from the couch to open the door. Kevo Bluetooth Enabled Deadbolt starts at $219, but the app is free. Worth it!
MiniBar
All your prayers have been answered, you blurry-eyed boozehound. When you're a little too drunk to drive, and your liquor cabinet is a little too bare when you have that special someone over, it's MiniBar to the rescue! Liquor, wine, beer and mixers can be delivered to your doorstep in under an hour in several major cities. Who says dreams don't come true? Don't forget to tip your door-tender. (I'm coining that.)
Dull
Ironically with Dull, there's never a dull moment. The app accumulates all that is trending, interesting and most visited on the Internet (based on you all, the Internet people) and compiles them into a customizable setup just for you to be saved and shared easily. Never again will the post office, DMV or your friend's wedding be a bore. Genius. But who came up with the name? Fired!
Cuddlr
Tired of your grab-ass Tinder dates wanting more than you're prepared to offer? Don't we know it! With Cuddlr, you essentially have the convenience of Tinder, but just for simple cuddling. With Cuddlr, it's a semi-plutonic, gentle warm body pressed up against yours so you can sleep soundly knowing there's a stranger in your bed who is very aroused. Sounds like a winner to us. What could go wrong? The app recently got an update the day before Valentine's Day. Go figure.
Pop Messenger
Do you get isolation anxiety from your friends or long for physical connection when you can't see the person you're talking to? Really? That's weird. Well, do we have the app for you! These quick, colorful video messages reinvent the text so you don't have to type and you can have fun sending rapid video messages. Texting can be fun? That's what you get when you download Pop, the 'text with videos and gifs because your simple texts aren't interesting enough for your friends to either read or respond to' app, free in the iTunes Store now.
Darkroom
The photo editor being raved as powerful, advanced and easy-to-use all at once is Darkroom. It's a free photo lab app with premium, high-quality filters and real editing functions, like an RGB curve for perfect color tones and custom designed filters you can make for yourself and reuse. But the real trick is that it's simple in its use, performing better than your stock Photos app editor but easier to navigate than the more technical apps. And it's free. Beat that. Users will also dig the updated VSCO Camera app, also free in the iTunes Store.
Tworlds
Like a fine tuned Snapchat, Tworlds connects two people based on the subject matter of the photos they're taking. Instead of random dick pics, people can find each other through their hashtags based on the subject matter or mood of their photo. For example, people who tag their photos with #sunset will be matched with another person using the same hashtag. But yes, to answer your obvious question, even dick pics will fly, should you use a related hashtag. Warning: There are no filters, so those will be very raw, unattractively lit sexts if you choose to go that route.
Signal
The private messenger encrypts calls, messages and anything that can normally be read or snooped on by other people. Signal is the app that's giving you the privacy you desire and your girlfriend the proof she needs to know she can't trust you. And finally, you can get the government off your back and out of your life already! Try out Signal to get the full experience of full privacy. Or don't. What the hell do we care?