Pass. Him. The. Ball.
According to Metro, a Russian porn star has offered a Dynamo Moscow soccer player a 16-hour marathon sex sesh if he scores five or more goals in the team's 10 remaining games.
Alina Henessy, who you might recognize from movies such as "Bangin' the Naughty Spot 2" and "Anal Car Wash," told a Russian sports reporter she would have a "16-hour sex marathon" with Dynamo forward Alexander Kokorin if he can find the back of the net just five times over the final 10 games.
She is hoping her offer entices Kokorin and his teammates to play at a high level down the stretch, as they currently sit just three points off a Europa League berth.
Henessy, who recently won the AVN award for "Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production," also said Kokorin is a "10 out of 10" when it comes to looks.
"Football is just like porn because it is full of pretty boys," Henessy said.
That's not why we're watching either of them, but hey, everybody's different.
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