Abigail Ratchford knows how to get our attention: with her big, busty patriotism, of course. Oh, and her rock hard nips, too. Nothing is sexier than a girl who can take the stars and stripes and turn them into a wet, hot American car wash. In this hit viral video, Abigail ignores the severe drought problem and goes for the gold as she bounces her star-stamped bikini bottoms and a wet, red top through some soap and suds across some lucky bastard's car. If every day could be like this with Abigail, we'd truly be the proudest Americans this world has seen. Thanks for the red, white and blue balls, Abigail Ratchford.