Watch What Happens When Women Try to Draw the Perfect Penis

It looks like the majority of us are in a lot of trouble, fellas.

The crew at Elite Daily gathered up a few dozen women and asked them to describe and then draw what the perfect penis looks like. And let's just say when a woman begins tracing her forearm, odds are you and your pork sword aren't going to be the ones satisfying her on a regular basis.


"10 inches is the ideal penis size."

Um, what are seven words no man ever wants to hear, Alex?

There are at least a dozen or so lines in the clip above that are both hysterical and disturbing, but these are probably our three favorites:

"We can make it black. Heyyy!"

"I need a bigger piece of paper."

"I do love me some saggy balls."

No word on why the woman who said she thought she was just drawing her boyfriend's penis decided to use the green colored pencil, but we're not here to judge.

And just for good measure, here is the final dick drawing rundown:



Here's a short but accurate summary of what is going to happen to your penis: The Life of a Man's Penis Has Its Ups and Downs

 

Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments