Sometimes, albeit rarely, we come across a news story that intrigues us. It's exceedingly rare to hear about a girl doing unimaginably dirty things and being arrested for it. These stories are special for precisely that reason.
Young Blonde Defecates in Backseat of Squad Car
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After the authorities prompted detained Katelyn Patricia Felegi, 18, for breaking into her ex-boyfriend's home and wreaking absolute havoc, she sat patiently in the backseat of the cop car. And then she removed her pants and pooped everywhere.
Cops said she created "biohazard waste," intentionally and massively. This occurred only two days prior to Sierra Pippen's epic hotel peeing (see below), causing some, namely me, to speculate whether some number one and number two conspiracy is going on.
Scottie Pippen's Daughter Urinates in Hotel Lobby
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Pippen's daughter knows a thing or two about partying. One night in April of this year she entered the Sheraton Hotel in Iowa City, only a short distance from where she goes to school at Iowa State, and popped a squat. She began pissing on the floor for no apparent reason.
As the Smoking Gun reports, she'd be previously arrested only two weeks prior in the same location for public intoxication. It seems to be this urination was an act of revenge against the hotel for giving her a wrap sheet. I don't know about you, but ... kinda hot.
19-Year-Old Coed Arrested for Masturbating in Campus Library
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Kendra Sunderland, if you haven't heard, is that Oregon State University student who masturbated in the library and streamed it for the universe to behold. Once uploaded by an anonymous user to PornHub, it received more than 250,000 views in less than two hours.
In the video, she is seen exposing her breasts, turning around and grabbing her butt, chewing bubblegum, and finalizing it by going full-on crazy mode on her lady part.
She doesn't attended OSU anymore because she claims she got "bored," and commenced a sterling career as a cam girl, owning the Twitter name "Library Girl" and a website of her own. She is currently battling her public indecency misdemeanor, which I would say was all kinds of decent.
Three Hotties Twerk, Pee, and Expose Genitals in Oregon
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It all happened outside of a courthouse in Beaverton, Oregon. One Coura Valazquez, pictured in the middle, went to pay a fine. She left in quite the horned up tizzy.
Valazquez and two of her pals bent over and began twerking in front of city hall. They flashed their privates, and Brittany Medak, pictured on the right, took a wee between two squad cars. She also lifted her skirt and exposed her vagina.
Ages 22, 20, and 20.
They were charged with disorderly conduct, offensive littering, drug possession, and tampering with police records. No video of the twerking is available. I've checked.
Cute Car Thief Really Had to Go
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Georgia native Mellisa Mansfield, 31, stole a car and had to go to the bathroom. She pulled over on the side of the road in St. Lucie County, Florida and went to the passenger side of the car, shielding herself from oncoming traffic.
A cop went to investigate after seeing her pull to the side of the road. "As I approached the vehicle I clearly observed a white female squatting on the passenger side of the vehicle with her pants below her knees defecating," he said.
Mansfield had a collection of beers in the passenger seat. Those damn Guinness Stouts. They'll get you every time.
Florida Woman Busts Out Private Parts on Busy Intersection
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The majority of mugshots are rough, so we'll give Tracy Mabb the benefit of the doubt. In June 2012, 35-year-old Tracy Mabb stood in front of passing motorists in Pompano Beach, FL. and began aggressively showing off.
A la Jackin' It in San Diego, Mabb lifted up her skirt, "intentionally exposing her entire body to include her breasts, vaginal and buttocks areas in a complete vulgar and indecent manner." A few drivers circled back to take another look.
Upon being arrested, she allegedly told the deputy that she "didn't give a f**k." This came only two weeks before another Florida incident of indecent exposure in a busy street occurred.
New Jersey Woman Goes Pee in Cop Car and Again in Police Station
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A young lady out of Passaic, NJ was arrested for drunkenly yelling at passengers on a bus. When the cops put her in the back of the police car, she dropped a No. 1. Gabriella Para, 28, wasn't done yet. Para was then taken to the station where she proceeded to drop another No. 1 on the floor. It is unclear whether they had the local firemen hose her down, though that would be ideal. And they would finally get to use the fire hydrants we aren't allowed to park in front of but that haven't been used in a decade.
Brittany Sonnier Arrested for "Crimes Against Nature"
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When Brittany Sonnier's boyfriend listened to her, she didn't hesitate to go in depth. The 20-year-old made it very clear that she had intense feelings for dogs.
So says the police report: "She told him that she was interested and into having sex with dogs. She went on to tell him that she has been having sex with her family dogs since she was thirteen years old."
Once her boyfriend was sufficiently "disturbed and freaked out," he notified the cops. Sonnier was also pregnant with his child at the time. Next.
Woman Wanted in New Mexico for "Malicious Fecal Distribution"
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One Nob Hill man had enough. After witnessing some strange woman jog by his house multiple times and drop a deuce by his house, he sent a security tape to the local news.
"She always strikes on weekend mornings," he said, explaining that it has happened four times. Video shows this to be the case.
While the woman is still unidentified, the man desires to see this perpetrator come under swift justice. "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" If anyone has information, please don't hesitate to say so in the comments section. Unless you're the actual perpetrator, then we can direct you to various public restrooms.
Woman Arrested for Twirlin' the Pearl at "Fifty Shades of Grey" Screening
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No photo evidence of this woman's sexiness exists, but we thought it was sufficiently sexy in its own right. A 33-year-old woman in February was arrested for masturbating during a screening of "Fifty Shades of Grey" in Sinaloa, Mexico.
Moviegoers became suspicious after hearing "things" and complained to management. The horny gal was sitting in the 12th row. She was soon slapped in cuffs, only furthering her BDSM fantasy, and hauled off to jail. Better than the actual movie.
Young Blonde Defecates in Backseat of Squad Car
After the authorities prompted detained Katelyn Patricia Felegi, 18, for breaking into her ex-boyfriend's home and wreaking absolute havoc, she sat patiently in the backseat of the cop car. And then she removed her pants and pooped everywhere.
Cops said she created "biohazard waste," intentionally and massively. This occurred only two days prior to Sierra Pippen's epic hotel peeing (see below), causing some, namely me, to speculate whether some number one and number two conspiracy is going on.
Scottie Pippen's Daughter Urinates in Hotel Lobby
Pippen's daughter knows a thing or two about partying. One night in April of this year she entered the Sheraton Hotel in Iowa City, only a short distance from where she goes to school at Iowa State, and popped a squat. She began pissing on the floor for no apparent reason.
As the Smoking Gun reports, she'd be previously arrested only two weeks prior in the same location for public intoxication. It seems to be this urination was an act of revenge against the hotel for giving her a wrap sheet. I don't know about you, but ... kinda hot.
19-Year-Old Coed Arrested for Masturbating in Campus Library
Kendra Sunderland, if you haven't heard, is that Oregon State University student who masturbated in the library and streamed it for the universe to behold. Once uploaded by an anonymous user to PornHub, it received more than 250,000 views in less than two hours.
In the video, she is seen exposing her breasts, turning around and grabbing her butt, chewing bubblegum, and finalizing it by going full-on crazy mode on her lady part.
She doesn't attended OSU anymore because she claims she got "bored," and commenced a sterling career as a cam girl, owning the Twitter name "Library Girl" and a website of her own. She is currently battling her public indecency misdemeanor, which I would say was all kinds of decent.
Three Hotties Twerk, Pee, and Expose Genitals in Oregon
It all happened outside of a courthouse in Beaverton, Oregon. One Coura Valazquez, pictured in the middle, went to pay a fine. She left in quite the horned up tizzy.
Valazquez and two of her pals bent over and began twerking in front of city hall. They flashed their privates, and Brittany Medak, pictured on the right, took a wee between two squad cars. She also lifted her skirt and exposed her vagina.
Ages 22, 20, and 20.
They were charged with disorderly conduct, offensive littering, drug possession, and tampering with police records. No video of the twerking is available. I've checked.
Cute Car Thief Really Had to Go
Georgia native Mellisa Mansfield, 31, stole a car and had to go to the bathroom. She pulled over on the side of the road in St. Lucie County, Florida and went to the passenger side of the car, shielding herself from oncoming traffic.
A cop went to investigate after seeing her pull to the side of the road. "As I approached the vehicle I clearly observed a white female squatting on the passenger side of the vehicle with her pants below her knees defecating," he said.
Mansfield had a collection of beers in the passenger seat. Those damn Guinness Stouts. They'll get you every time.
Florida Woman Busts Out Private Parts on Busy Intersection
The majority of mugshots are rough, so we'll give Tracy Mabb the benefit of the doubt. In June 2012, 35-year-old Tracy Mabb stood in front of passing motorists in Pompano Beach, FL. and began aggressively showing off.
A la Jackin' It in San Diego, Mabb lifted up her skirt, "intentionally exposing her entire body to include her breasts, vaginal and buttocks areas in a complete vulgar and indecent manner." A few drivers circled back to take another look.
Upon being arrested, she allegedly told the deputy that she "didn't give a f**k." This came only two weeks before another Florida incident of indecent exposure in a busy street occurred.
New Jersey Woman Goes Pee in Cop Car and Again in Police Station
A young lady out of Passaic, NJ was arrested for drunkenly yelling at passengers on a bus. When the cops put her in the back of the police car, she dropped a No. 1. Gabriella Para, 28, wasn't done yet. Para was then taken to the station where she proceeded to drop another No. 1 on the floor. It is unclear whether they had the local firemen hose her down, though that would be ideal. And they would finally get to use the fire hydrants we aren't allowed to park in front of but that haven't been used in a decade.
Brittany Sonnier Arrested for "Crimes Against Nature"
When Brittany Sonnier's boyfriend listened to her, she didn't hesitate to go in depth. The 20-year-old made it very clear that she had intense feelings for dogs.
So says the police report: "She told him that she was interested and into having sex with dogs. She went on to tell him that she has been having sex with her family dogs since she was thirteen years old."
Once her boyfriend was sufficiently "disturbed and freaked out," he notified the cops. Sonnier was also pregnant with his child at the time. Next.
Woman Wanted in New Mexico for "Malicious Fecal Distribution"
One Nob Hill man had enough. After witnessing some strange woman jog by his house multiple times and drop a deuce by his house, he sent a security tape to the local news.
"She always strikes on weekend mornings," he said, explaining that it has happened four times. Video shows this to be the case.
While the woman is still unidentified, the man desires to see this perpetrator come under swift justice. "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" If anyone has information, please don't hesitate to say so in the comments section. Unless you're the actual perpetrator, then we can direct you to various public restrooms.
Woman Arrested for Twirlin' the Pearl at "Fifty Shades of Grey" Screening
No photo evidence of this woman's sexiness exists, but we thought it was sufficiently sexy in its own right. A 33-year-old woman in February was arrested for masturbating during a screening of "Fifty Shades of Grey" in Sinaloa, Mexico.
Moviegoers became suspicious after hearing "things" and complained to management. The horny gal was sitting in the 12th row. She was soon slapped in cuffs, only furthering her BDSM fantasy, and hauled off to jail. Better than the actual movie.
