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This guy makes Chuck Norris look like a member of The Wiggles. Enjoy the Overly Manly Man.
First aid kit? You mean duct tape.
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Cold medicine? You mean scotch?
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Instruction manual? You mean the manufacturers opinion.
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How do I like my steak? Next to my other steak.
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Pick-up line? You mean mustache.
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My morning steak: The most important steak of the day.
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Boxing gloves, do you hang those next to your oven mitts, woman?
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Spinach? If I want iron, I'll eat iron.
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Salad? It's what food eats to become food.
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Power tools? I believe you mean arms.
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Pre Workout? You mean cigarettes.
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I keep a pillow under my gun.
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YOLO? Maybe if you're a pussy.
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Sweater? You mean chest hair.
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First aid kit? You mean Jack Daniel's.
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Game of Russian Roulette? Sure, my record is 67 wins and 4 losses.
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Bottle opener? What am I handicapped?
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Bandaid? You mena bitch sticker?
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Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.
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Wears protective cup for the saftey of others.
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Accidentally hits thumb with hammer, drills hole to relieve pressure.
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Wire stippers? You mean my finger nails?
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Me: "One sec, I have to grab my scarf." Dad: "You mean your beard?"
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Morning wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock?
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Gets pulled over, lets cop off with a warning.
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Bullet proof vest? You mean ribcage?
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Bundle up? You mean liquor up.
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Chuck Norris? You mean the bearded bitch who does my laundry.
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How did I grow such an awesome mustache? I quit being a little girl and grew a goddamn mustache.
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Do I look like a pussy? Of course I want cigarettes on my sandwich!