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As we journey towards another holiday full of big bellies, belligerent parties and unfulfilled wishes, let us take a look back at some of the more absurdly disturbing Christmas moments and funny photos from the past in hopes we won't one day appear on this list. Here are 25 funny, naughty and downright fascinating Christmas photos.
Nudist Family Christmas
They may not be common among society, but we assure you they do exist. If you happen to be meeting your future in-laws for the first time this holiday season, make sure you do your research before you're standing next to your new topless mother under the mistletoe.
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Peeing Santa
Folks can get pretty clever around the holidays, and why shouldn't they have fun and bring a smile to the passing drivers?
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Flashing Santa
Santa spends every Christmas giving and giving without ever taking. Well, sometimes it seems he can give too much and take away our innocence.
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The Christmas A-Team
If there's something you truly want this year, it's probably best to try out Mr. T as Santa. Something about him tells us that he's not going to have a problem getting you what you want. And we pity the fool who thinks otherwise.
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Christmas on Ice
We're going to pretend that this is a festive nod to the world of figure skating and not a perverse attack on our most treasured holiday. Although, if Santa deserved anything after all his hard work...
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It's Not Always Sunny on Christmas
We don't always get what we want for Christmas, but the important thing to remember is that there's always next year, giving us inspiration to be good little boys and girls once again. However, in the off chance that Santa has been bumping your mother, it's important to remain calm and consider how lucky you are that it was Santa and not the Easter bunny. That'd be weird.
Image from "A Very Sunny Christmas"
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Reindeer Boy
There's something odd about this picture, but it's hard to say what. Could it be the fact that Santa is holding a nontraditional flavor candy cane, or is it the fact that the gentleman on his lap is barefoot in winter? Hard to say.
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Cat Christmas
What holiday would be complete without a cat looking purrfectly festive? Unfortunately it appears that these cats are more likely to get skinned and eaten by this warm couple of sociopaths.
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Guns for Tots
It's understandable that if there's one thing you want for your children this year, it's safety. Some parents, however, go a little too far when their home becomes a military zone and the family dog is suddenly missing a leg.
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Human Santapede
The "Human Centipede" trilogy was bad enough, but now there is a reboot coming out featuring Santa in a leading role. There's really no telling how this one will end, especially when they keep attaching more Santas to it.
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Car Décor
If you're living in your car this year, that doesn't excuse you from the wonderful tradition of holiday decorating. It just means that your lights will be mobile and stand out a bit more as you cruise on down to the soup kitchen.
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The Best Ad for Jim Beam
Some of us scramble and scrounge for ugly sweaters as the holiday parties approach. Some of us might just be better admitting defeat and wearing anything except the last sweater in the kid's department. The Gap for Kids is likely deserted after a recent massive scare.
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Chugging Santa
If you've ever wondered why the name on your presents is spelled wrong or why there's a puddle of urine under the tree, you can always assume that Santa likes to get a good buzz on before he goes out for a long, frigid night 20,000 feet in the air. Sometimes he overcompensates.
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Ass-anta
And then Chugging Santa can lead to this. Don't be surprised if your picture frames are replaced with a special something this year.
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Meh
Christmas lights aren't for everyone, and ironically they kind of are. This illuminated Facebook holiday status was so indifferent, yet so important, that this person climbed all the way onto their roof to spread the word. If we didn't know any better, we'd think they really cared.
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Ditto Works
If you're not going to get into the spirit of things, the least you can do is redirect people's attention to the better house next door.
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Merry Penis
We can pretend that this belongs to the home of the local florist who has an affinity for flowers, and that is just a sideways tulip. Or we can all be honest with one another and accept the fact that there are some very horny people in this world who take every opportunity to make their red-level arousal known to all.
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Santa Roasting on an Open Fire
It's hard to say what's going on here. It could be Saint Nick trying to warm things up for when he gets back to Mrs. Claus, or perhaps he just had one too many glasses of milk with those cookies and is now having an intense IBS episode.
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Boba Claus
Yes, we get it. You're really into Star Wars. Look, everybody loves a great reinvention of an idea, but just because George Lucas could very well be the real Santa does not give you the right to call him out on it.
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Trash is the New Lump of Coal
Santa is a big believer in giving the rightful gifts to the naughty and the nice. Luckily for the naughty people, Santa ran out of Matchbox Twenty tapes, so you're moving up a notch this year.
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Saxy With Santa
Unfortunately, Santa doesn't have the authority to turn away little children during the holidays. In fact, he apparently doesn't even have authority to turn away grown men who oddly parade around in Speedos playing "Careless Whisper" on their saxophone. What could this character possibly want that he doesn't already have?
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Two-Word Christmas Card
With the overwhelming amount of Christmas lights in the world, it's probably best to get right to the point if you have something you really want to say. These folks really broke down their feelings into the most concise message we know today.
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Bare-It-All Cards
One of the greatest pastimes of the holidays is sending and receiving cards and updated photos of people you love who you don't get to see much of. This couple might have done an over-share and may not be getting the updated change of addresses from all their friends who immediately moved after last Christmas.
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Drunk and Passed Out-a Claus
A staple of every funny Christmas photo album. Maybe because we can all related to this Santa.
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Tim Allen's Santa
And if this is your first year dressing up as Santa, and you're a little bit nervous and insecure, just remember that it doesn't take much to top Tim Allen's version that has gifted a couple sequels and somehow still gets syndicated regularly. You can also remember that you're not Tim Allen, and that is the greatest gift of all. Happy holidays!
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