Skeptical Third World Kid: Hilarious Meme Gallery

So you just swim & run at top speed without a croc or cheetah chasing you?

You mean to tell me, people intentionally throw up after eating?

You mean to tell me, you eat food before you eat our food?

You mean to tell me, you took a painkiller because you ate til it hurt?

So you are telling me, you have to be 18 to join the military?

You mean to tell me, that you drive to the gym just to use a stationary bicycyle for an hour?

So you're telling me, you filter already clean water?

So you're telling me, people are boycotting a place that sells chicken?

I don't think you realize what country we are in right now.

So you're giving me a pair of shoes because some hipster bought a pair of shoes?

So you're telling me, that people say, "There's nothing to eat." Even with food in the fridge.

You mean to tell me, they made a taco shell out of Doritos? 

You mean to tell me in the US, you have to fight for your right to party?

So you are telling me that white people do not take white poops?

So you're telling me that it's not butter?

So you're saying you eat THREE times a day?

You mean to tell me you think living outside is bad for dogs?

You mean to tell me EVERYONE gets healthcare?

So you're telling me that you haven't had a Civil War since 1865?

You mean to tell me, you hold contests to see who can eat the most food?

So, you're telling me that where you're from, Hungry Hungry Hippo is just a kids game?

You mean to tell me that the poorest people in your country are also the fattest?

You mean to tell me, you spent $10 Billion to find an invisible particle?

So you have nutritious fresh fruits, and you cut them up to smoke out of?

You mean to tell me you put water on your lawn, while you sleep?

So kids not only play in water, they pee in it too?

You mean to tell me you throw out all of the extra food at the end of the night?

You mean to tell me, people with perfectly good shoes just decide to run barefoot?

You mean to tell me, you freeze water to put in your water?

You mean to tell me, you went to school and still don't know shit?

His house has a car elevator? I don't know what either of those things even are.

WTF is a drive-thru?

So you're telling me, you throw away the end pieces of bread?

So you're telling me, that you aren't going to eat that after 5 seconds?

So you're telling me, you put alcohol in more alcohol to get drunk?

You're telling me you have large self-refilling bowls of water, and you shit in them?

So you're telling me, you dump out perfectly drinkable water because it isn't cold anymore.

So you're telling me, children are told not to accept food from strangers?

You're telling me you buy water because it's going to rain too much?

You're telling me, you get dehydrated because you drink too much?

You're telling me, food with too many calories is bad food?

So you're telling me, you get to choose your own president.