Just because there are surprising health benefits to masturbating does not mean you can pleasure yourself in public. Reportedly, a male exhibitionist in Portland thought differently and started masturbating in a port-a-potty with the door open. A group of homeless people who live near the portable toilet didn't like this for obvious reasons, and decided to teach him a lesson.
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According to KATU, a 48-year-old homeless man entered the port-a-potty near the foot of Portland's Hawthorne Bridge this morning and, despite pleas for him to stop, kept flashing onlookers over and over again. Then, a homeless female witness said, "Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the port-a-potty and kick it."
So they did, and it toppled over and covered him in feces. It also trapped the pervert inside, so Portland Fire and Rescue crews had to get him out. Responding police officers declined to arrest him, reporting that he was fine physically, "but he had a crappy day."
True, but when you flash people and masturbate in public, you deserve that. Or, as one of the homeless vigilantes put it: This is what happens for showing [your] dick.
![masturbator in port-a-potty, homeless vigilantes, port-a-potty knocked over]()
According to KATU, a 48-year-old homeless man entered the port-a-potty near the foot of Portland's Hawthorne Bridge this morning and, despite pleas for him to stop, kept flashing onlookers over and over again. Then, a homeless female witness said, "Our friend thought it would be funny to get up and jump behind the port-a-potty and kick it."
So they did, and it toppled over and covered him in feces. It also trapped the pervert inside, so Portland Fire and Rescue crews had to get him out. Responding police officers declined to arrest him, reporting that he was fine physically, "but he had a crappy day."
True, but when you flash people and masturbate in public, you deserve that. Or, as one of the homeless vigilantes put it: This is what happens for showing [your] dick.
