Roll Tide.
According to Gawker, a 32-year-old Tuscaloosa man thought he could get a woman to drop assault charges against him by showing her his penis last month.
Yeah, that didn't work.
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Police said Wiley Lee Sanders was arrested earlier this year and charged with third-degree sexual assault. Sanders hoped to get those charges dismissed outside of the courtroom by visiting the victim at her house on May 10 and offering to have sex with her. She was somehow able to refuse that generous offer, and Sanders left.
But Sanders returned several hours later, and when the woman answered her door this time, Sanders and his exposed pecker were waiting on the other side. He then asked the woman to either let him inside her house or come back with him to his apartment.
Again, the woman refused and reported the incident to police. Although the police took their sweet ass time with it, Sanders was eventually arrested last Wednesday for indecent exposure.
No word on what Sanders' plans are for getting out of this one, but he might want to think about coming up with something that isn't part of a porno plot this time around.
Here's a guy who broke his penis and actually told people about it: Guy Snaps Penis While Having Sex With His Girlfriend
According to Gawker, a 32-year-old Tuscaloosa man thought he could get a woman to drop assault charges against him by showing her his penis last month.
Yeah, that didn't work.
Police said Wiley Lee Sanders was arrested earlier this year and charged with third-degree sexual assault. Sanders hoped to get those charges dismissed outside of the courtroom by visiting the victim at her house on May 10 and offering to have sex with her. She was somehow able to refuse that generous offer, and Sanders left.
But Sanders returned several hours later, and when the woman answered her door this time, Sanders and his exposed pecker were waiting on the other side. He then asked the woman to either let him inside her house or come back with him to his apartment.
Again, the woman refused and reported the incident to police. Although the police took their sweet ass time with it, Sanders was eventually arrested last Wednesday for indecent exposure.
No word on what Sanders' plans are for getting out of this one, but he might want to think about coming up with something that isn't part of a porno plot this time around.
Here's a guy who broke his penis and actually told people about it: Guy Snaps Penis While Having Sex With His Girlfriend