17 Dogs That Suck at Being Dogs

Dogs don't have a lot of responsibilities in life, so when they fail at the few tasks they're actually expected to perform it's pretty amazing. These dogs aren't the ones that will be singing on Christmas albums or saving victims of an avalanche. Just trying to find their bowl of water is a daily struggle for these dummies. Here are 17 dogs that just downright suck at being dogs.


It's even funny when dogs get hit in the crotch. This is the one piece of universal humor we could use to communicate with aliens.


Okay, that Frisbee hit was a little too direct and may have gone from funny to a makeshift neutering.


That's why the term is "cat-like reflexes" and not sitting dog-like reflexes.


I could see missing a toy, but when food is tossed into your face there is no excuse whatsoever.


Bill Buckner came closer to making his grab than this idiot dog.


You know you only have to lift one leg to take care of this, right?


Why buy a dog bed when your dog is just going to crawl up in the side of the recliner like a piece of insulation?


That tree came out of nowhere 200 years ago.


There's no way they'd have the camera ready to take this picture unless that dog consistently sucked at catching sticks.


If you imagine Miley Cyrus singing, "I came in like a wrecking ball" just as he hits the water, it gets so much more amazing.


Great hiding spot, you dummy. Your tongue does not match the drapes, by the way.


Either pull all the toilet paper off the roll and run away, or don't do it at all. This is the least amount of effort you can put into destroying a bathroom.


At least he made the catch. That has to count for something, even if he did get a mouthful of lawn in the process.


If only there were a way to escape this plush prison. Oh wait, maybe by taking a step backwards?


This is just a bad decision for anyone and not just dogs. Someone please check on that guy.


It's not that he's bad at catching stuff; he just doesn't care enough to try. And why should he?


It is impossible to care about something less than this dog cares about that tennis ball.