The 15 Greatest Ideas Ever

Every once in a while, someone comes up with an idea that convinces you that society may not be as unintelligent as we sometimes seem. Of course, something occurs quickly afterward that reminds you why we mostly suck, but take a look at the ideas below that may very well be the greatest ideas of all time.


Stay indoors in your dark room away from sunlight to also keep your valuables safe.


What a selfless act.


Beer at a discount price is always a good idea.


I wonder what's after "'Stealth Mode.'


Cody has more common sense than any 2016 presidential candidates.


Who would write a script where a dog dies? A monster, that's who.


The phone charger takes the place of where the child would sit because phones are more important.


Lying on your kitchen counter until they rot is a better place for your bananas anyway.


I have a few choice words other than "the" that I would like to tell the professors who assign 15-page essays.


There's an episode where a kid eats Elmo Face that has never aired.


Is there a toilet attached to that somehow?


Don't have any kids so you can go back to your well deserved sleep.


Better than those Charmin commercials with those terrifying bears.


Cheaper than therapy.


Wish I would have seen this before my dresser went down four flights of stairs.

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