25 Horribly Embarrassing Sun Burns That Ruined More Than Just Their Day

Nothing can ruin your vacation quicker than getting kidnapped by a group of masked criminals then getting held captive until your family can come up with the ransom. The other thing that can quickly ruin a vacation is spending a little too much time in the sun and developing a sunburn that looks like your body is literally about to burst into flames. Here are some people who found that out the hard way and have probably never stepped foot outside again.


Now everyone will know you wore those stupid Crocs on vacation, Greg.


Never spend an extended amount of time in the sun when your eyebrows are the same color as your skin. That's a rule.


Is that what they mean by beach body? A body that can only be covered with swimwear?


I'm not sure what kind of shoes he was wearing to get this horrible burn, but he should throw them in the trash for reasons not related to the sun.


Um, I don't know if you realize this, but there's a little something on your back.


That's pretty much what you should expect from a Texas fan, right?


She may have done that on purpose, but that doesn't mean she should be proud of that idiotic tan line.


Did he fall asleep in the sun for six hours mid-hug? How does that happen?


That's when you know your love of cereal has gone too far. Plus I bet that spoon could have ignited a fireplace when she picked it up.


It's bad enough to have your mug shot taken, but nothing could be worse than a backwards hat tan line in your permanent record.


Was he in hell? How is it possible to be that red and not have the skin completely melt off your bones?


A good way to cover this up is by not wearing shorts that don't even cover your thighs.


That's the official sunburn of dads on vacation all over the world.


Sure helmets are for safety, but they still don't help if you're an idiot.


Was he wearing a throw blanket or some sort of smock to get this sunburn? It looks like a Banksy.


At least the inside of his belly button is as fresh as the day he was born.


Here's what happens when one of your parents is a pair of Zubaz pants.


I'm glad he decided to wait to go outside for the first time until he could go vacation on the actual sun itself.


He's a blue hat away from being the American flag.


That cute bathing suit you just had to have now makes it look like you're stuck in a spider web for the next two weeks.


If you're driving shirtless then you totally deserve whatever happens to you. I'm just shocked he went with a seat belt at all.


There is no better birth control than a sunburn so severe you can't even hug.


I take that back, THIS is definitely the best form of birth control.


Does he suck what's down there? He sucks cargo shorts?


Rest in peace to this idiot. He totally deserved whatever happened next.