Celebrities Who Look Like They Smell Bad

You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge a celebrity's odor from a photo. At least I can. And here are the results. So here I present my totally scientific analysis of what these celebrities (probably) smell like. (Do I know that these celebrities smell this bad? Of course not. But come on, look at them. Of course they stink.)

Courtney Love

Probably smells like: morning breath after coffee and a cigarette

Charlie Sheen

Probably smells like: a urinal cake at a Planet Hollywood, Orlando

Dave Matthews

Probably smells like: burnt quinoa

Fergie

Probably smells like: your underwear after working out at the gym

Madonna

Probably smells like: a totally full vacuum cleaner bag

Paris Hilton

Probably smells like: used lube

Gary Busey

Probably smells like: old cabbage

Johnny Depp

Probably smells like: the storage room in a pop-up Halloween costume shop

Kirstie Alley

Probably smells like: an unopened, melted chocolate bar that you left in the car by accident during a hot summer day

Robin Thicke

Probably smells like: a stripper's thong at the end of a Saturday night

Chris Brown

Probably smells like: shit (because he's a piece of shit)