Summer is in full swing, and with Independence Day this weekend, you can bet your sweet bippy that you'll be seeing a lot of festive bikinis at the beaches, pools and barbecues across America. That is why this is the best time to remind everyone that bikinis aren't for everyone, and wearing a bikini requires great responsibility. Here are the best illustrations of those facts.
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I'm pretty sure something's not right here.
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And I'm certain that something is not right here.
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Doing some bikini modeling? Don't forget about the tide.
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Summer in Canada.
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A Katy Perry water slide fail is a win for the rest of us.
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Same goes for a Maria Fowler bikini malfunction.
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Running in a bikini is not for amateurs.
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This was the best thing to come from the Ice Bucket Challenge (well, other than millions raised for charity, of course).
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Luisa Zissman is maybe a little too excited about what she's got going on down there.
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This little girl has had enough of your bullshit bikini pics.
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But this dog is even more fed up.
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Lookin' good, Victoria Silvstedt *pans to the right* Oh my god!
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How many bikini models does it take to count to seven?
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Good dog.
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Great dog.
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Nailed it.

I'm pretty sure something's not right here.

And I'm certain that something is not right here.

Doing some bikini modeling? Don't forget about the tide.

Summer in Canada.

A Katy Perry water slide fail is a win for the rest of us.

Same goes for a Maria Fowler bikini malfunction.

Running in a bikini is not for amateurs.

This was the best thing to come from the Ice Bucket Challenge (well, other than millions raised for charity, of course).

Luisa Zissman is maybe a little too excited about what she's got going on down there.

This little girl has had enough of your bullshit bikini pics.

But this dog is even more fed up.

Lookin' good, Victoria Silvstedt *pans to the right* Oh my god!

How many bikini models does it take to count to seven?

Good dog.

Great dog.

Nailed it.