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Right now Santa is probably in the latter stages of checking his naughty and nice list.
And it's too late to try to get yourself on the nice list, no matter how nice you try to be these last few days.
So check this year off the list, kick back, and spend your time looking at funny photos instead of bothering with charity or volunteering at soup kitchens.
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C'mon Durex, make this ad campaign happen for real.
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What goes through every dog's mind.
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As if we need more excuses to drink this weekend.
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Hey, things happen.
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Ice Ice, Baby (the literal version.)
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I have a house full of these.
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Click here to see more hilarious meth-based photos. (Meth is funny, right?)
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Out of bounds is REALLY out of bounds.
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Hmmm, this is a pretty difficult test.
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Fans of The Princess Bride (and Homeland), this is for you.
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That balloon just had to be flesh-colored, didn't it.
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The prequel to Master of Puppets.
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The Ikea Monkey meme came and went too damn fast. I'm not going to let it die.
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If a tie on the door means "don't come in because I'm having sex" I'm guessing a slice of pizza on the door means "Don't come in because I'm trying to eat my way through a shame spiral."
Or, "Don't come in because I have diabetes."
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More dolls need to be based around wardrobe malfunctions.
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I hope Carlos converts and becomes a Jehovah's Witness.
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Well, they are pretty perfect lines.
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This might be my son.
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Click here to see more hilarious Nailed It memes.
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A dog for every season.
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When you stop to think about it, Santa's kind of an asshole (aside from all the free gifts and cheer.)