Chances are you're going to see Merril Hoge talk football at some point this weekend. If you're like us, you probably have a hard time actually listening to what Merril has to say about football because you are transfixed by his enormous tie knot. Merril's windsor continues to widen at an alarming rate, something we've projected into the future.
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